Another beer dinner coming to Downtown

Automatic Slim’s is the latest restaurant to get in on the beer dinner action.  They’ll have one Wednesday, February 10, at 6:30 PM.  Here’s the menu:

GREENS : Grilled Romaine Salad – Ginger & citrus vinaigrette, fresh pear, feta cheese & toasted pecans
paired with ~ Ale Mary Winter Seasonal
FROM THE SEA: Prosciutto-wrapped seared diver scallops over wild mushroom & roasted pumpkin risotto
paired with ~ Dogfish Head Punkin Ale
AIRMAIL: Smoked duck sliders with a fig BBQ sauce & warm fennel slaw
paired with ~ Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier
FROM THE SEA: Citrus-encrusted swordfish with mango gastrique & smashed new potatoes
paired with ~ Bellhaven Twisted Thistle IPA
SWEET TOOTH: White chocolate bread pudding
paired with ~ Rogue Mocha Porter

Cost is $45 per person. Call 901-525-7948 to make reservations.

Whew.  Home from work and I’ve decided I’m too tired to attempt poker tonight – just not in the kind of mental state that leads to profitability.  So, if I’m tired, am I going to bed?  No, of course not, I’m going to the bar.  Blue Moon is the Fire Sale.  The Saucer’s been on a “hey, we finally realized we should Fire Sale beers that don’t suck” kick for the past few weeks, so I figure I better take maximum advantage of it.

One final thought:  The Hot Chicks with Douchebags blog did a post on orange female douchebags earlier this week.  Those of you who hang out in bars in the Downtown core, does this remind you of anyone we know?

Fri update: Pizza, Lenny’s, parade, blues, weekend, Soup Sunday, Young Guns

Lots of news to report today.  Let’s get to it.

First of all, this would be a good week to buy a Memphis Business Journal if you’re interested in keeping up with Downtown development.  Downtown-related stories this week:

  • Aldo of Bardog Tavern plans to open a second restaurant, Aldo’s Pizza Pies, serving New York-style pizza at 64 S. Main.
  • A new Lenny’s will open in the old Viking space at Main and Peabody Place.  This one is expected to do weekend and night sales, unlike the Lenny’s in the Falls Building.

There will be a parade Monday to celebrate MLK Day from 10 to noon.  Parade will start at Main and Auction, heading south to Exchange, then east on Exchange to Second, then south on Second to Beale, then east on Beale to W.C. Handy Park.  If you have to work Downtown Monday, might want to figure the parade into any driving you do for lunch.  If you don’t have to work Monday, come watch the parade!

The Center for Southern Folklore will have three blues Brown Bag lunch concerts Wed-Fri of next week to celebrate the International Blues Challenge.  Son Jack, Jr. on Wednesday, Mark “Muleman” Massey on Thursday, Slidin’ Clyde Roulette on Friday.  Concerts are noon to 1 PM, they’re free, and you can bring your own lunch or buy lunch from the Folklore Store.

Looking for stuff to do this weekend?  The I Love Memphis blog has some suggestions.  Bonus tip:  I’ve heard that Main Street Hound Dogs will be at the Rock’n’Romp.  Come buy a “U Dirty Dog!” chili dog.

Soup Sunday, the annual fundraiser for Youth Villages where you can sample 70 different soups from area restaurants, is coming up.  It will be at the FedExForum on Sunday, February 28.  Tickets on sale here.

If you’re a fan of the Young Guns, catch them on WREG Live at 9 Monday morning.

That’s all for now.  I’ve got absolutely no plans for tonight.  Debating whether to stay home and play on PokerStars, or go out and see what I can find to get into.

This kind of thing is why I’m proud to be a Downtowner

I was at the Saucer where Dos Equis Lager was the Fire Sale… and I had way too many of them.

While there, I received a text from the bartender at Kooky Canuck.  “Come down, ur friends are here,” said the text.   Unfortunately I had a full beer, and by the time I finished it I received word that they had left.  “Well, come get food after you leave the Saucer,” texted the bartender.

It’s good to be wanted, and I will stop in Kooky very soon.  However, before I even stepped out the door of my apartment pre-beer I had my stomach set on a West Coast Burger from Huey’s.  I had one earlier this week, and tonight I wanted the same thing again, but as a turkey burger, with fries.  When I walked in and ordered, the bartender asked, “Ranch instead of ketchup?”  Which I had totally forgotten about, but that’s how I ordered the fries earlier in the week.  Awesome suggestion.

It’s funny how we can be in the Downtown of a metro area of over a million people, and yet this is truly the place where everyone knows your name.  I wouldn’t live anywhere else.

Thanks to Huey’s and Kooky for reminding me why I love this neighborhood so much.

Good article for netbook owners

I’ve posted links to several netbook sales on Woot.com in the past month.  Not sure if anyone has ordered one, but if you have, check out this Lifehacker post on making the most of your netbook.

I’ve received word that Dos Equis Lager is the Fire Sale, so it looks like I’m in for an extended beer-drinking run after work today.  Well, I’d probably be in for an extended beer-drinking run in any case, but at least tonight it’ll be cheap.  I’m probably going to regret publicizing this Fire Sale… it’s a popular beer, and I bet they run out and switch the Fire Sale to Dos Equis Amber at some point in the evening.  Maybe next time they run Dos Equis Lager, I’ll post that Turbo Dog is the Fire Sale so everyone will stay away.

Help for Haiti

If you want to donate to help those whose lives were devastated by the Haiti earthquake, Mashable.com has posted a list of legitimate sites here.  These have been verified not to be scams.

There’s also a fundraiser dinner for Hati tonight at Bari in Midtown.  Details are below.

WHO: Helping Haiti: Bari Ristorante Partners with American Red Cross – Midsouth Chapter

WHAT: Fundraiser for the American Red Cross International Response Fund – 2010 Haiti Disaster Relief

WHEN: TODAY – Thursday, January 14, 5 pm – close (11 PM)

WHERE: Bari Ristorante, 22 S Cooper (901) 722-2244 (Cooper & Madison)

HOW: Cash, check or credit card donations to the American Red Cross International Response Fund: 2010 Haiti Disaster Relief

Patrons will receive 10% off bill with a $10 minimum donation to the American Red Cross.

Things that make you go “hmmm”… actually, this one’s more like, things that make you go “WTF”

I just can’t hold this one back until Sunday… it’s too good.  Yep, it’s time for a Bonus “Brick” Quote of the Week.

I don’t have to issue a profanity warning for this one, but I do have to issue a general warning:  After you read this, your mind will go completely blank for about two minutes (and thus you’ll get to experience what it’s like to be Brick) as you stare at the computer screen.

Ok, you’ve been warned.  Ready?

“Obama’s going to bomb the moon to see if there’s water.  But that could mess up gravity.”

See, I told you.

I wonder if they make the “It’s not rocket surgery” shirts in female sizes.  She should wear one every day.

January 2010 SMA meeting recap

– Meeting was in the Center for Southern Folklore’s performance hall. It was a big space and it was nice to have ample room for everyone. I was standing in the back of the room when a couple of members came in and the first thing they said was, “Where’s the bar?” It’s nice to share common interests with my neighbors.

– Carol Lott, SMA president opened the meeting.

– The National Civil Rights Museum is having a community food drive Saturday-Monday to celebrate Dr. King’s birthday. They’re asking for canned tuna, soup, chili, Spam, canned fruit, that kind of thing. Go to the SMA’s website at southmainmemphis.net for info on where to drop off the food.

– Jonathan and Myra from Nashville came up. They’re starting a new concept called Theatre Lite. It’s theatre that strips away the scenery, costumes, and lights, “because theatre begins with a story. It’s all of the flavor with none of the filling.” They’ll be staging performances in the upstairs of Cafe Beignet on GE Patterson, and the first performance will be the weekend of 1/22 and 1/23 with an encore the following weekend. It will be “Fairy Tale Confidential,” an adult fairy tale (meaning probably not suitable for children) starring Cinderella, Rapunzel, Snow White, and their therapist. This show ran in Nashville in 2004 with costumes, etc. and received excellent reviews.

They explained the Theatre Lite concept further: “The costumes and lights detract from the most important thing about theatre – the chance to use your imagination.” They said the shows are free to get in, pay what you will to get out.

– Attorney Kevin Mackinnon was next on the stage. He’s from Chicago, in the process of moving to Memphis, quite possibly South Main, although he’s also looking in Midtown (this drew a few boos from the audience). He’s starting a new group called Lawyers for the Arts, lawyers who will represent artists pro bono. He’s working with people from Memphis Area Legal Services and the Music Foundation. The organization is trying to hit up area law firms for volunteers. Kevin shot me an e-mail after the meeting, so I have his address… if you’re interested in working with this organization, e-mail me at paul@paulryburn.com and I’ll forward to him.

– A new board position, in charge of web presence, photography, and volunteer coordination has been added to the SMA for 2010, and that position has been filled by Mike King, who took the stage for a few minutes. The new website at southmainmemphis.net will be updated on a timely manner from now on, and there will be updates on Facebook and Twitter as well. Follow the SMA on Twitter at @SMAmemphis.

Suggestions for the website are welcomed. You can use the “contact us” page of the site to send suggestions, or contact the SMA through Facebook or Twitter.

– Judy Peiser of the Center for Southern Folklore was next to take the stage. She announced that Kate Campbell will perform at the center on the 29th (buy tickets here). She invited everyone to check out the Center’s website at southernfolklore.com. She explained that the Center generates revenue through events – so, “if you have a bar mitzvah, wedding, divorce, whatever, talk to us.”

– Dues are going up February 1, but even with the slight increases, the SMA is still “value city,” Carol Lott said. Individual dues will go up to $35, couples to $50. Business memberships will remain at their price of $80 and allow three employees of that business to attend SMA functions.

Three ways to pay: You can pay on the website via PayPal (this functionality will be in place by the end of the week), you can snail-mail them a check, or you can pay at the monthly meeting. It’s a great idea to pay before February 1 and renew for 2010 while beating the increase in dues.

– The next speaker was Jay Sieleman of the Blues Foundation. The 26th annual International Blues Challenge is next weekend, January 20-23. Semifinals Thursday-Friday, finals Saturday.

“My suggestion for value city for the locals would be the New Daisy 7:30 Wednesday night of next week,” said Jay. (What was up with the repeated use of “value city” in this meeting?) It will be the FedEx International Showcase. 17 acts, 15 minute sets. All acts from outside the US. You’ll get to hear blues acts from India, Sweden, Croatia, Italy, France, Poland, Latvia, and more.

“My second suggestion for value city,” Jay continued, “would be Thursday night.” $10 wristband gets you in 19 clubs – many Beale Street clubs are participating, and this year Ground Zero and Club Chill have been added. “Many of the tourists who come for IBC don’t get here until Friday, so Thursday is a good day for locals.”

“My third suggestion, if you have your days free, would be Friday afternoon,” Jay said. It will be the Youth Showcase, with 32 acts performing in the clubs, all under 21. The $15 wristband gets you into all the clubs for the showcase, and for the IBC semifinals Friday night.

Three of the acts will perform on WREG Live at 9 next week. There will be a Argentinian band on Tuesday, an Indian band Wednesday, and a 14 year old female blues singer on Friday.

– Christopher “Skippy” Blank was introduced as the new photographer. He took lots of photos of the meeting and said they’ll be on Facebook in a couple of days.

– Joan Robinson was thanked for putting the meetings together.

– The SMA is beginning a practice of introducing a member everyone should know at each meeting. Terry Lynch was introduced. He was called “Mr. South Main.”

– They’re also going to recognize a member every month for “doing something good.” If you have suggestions for whom to recognize, contact the SMA through the website.

– Next up, the main presentation, the “State of Downtown” address, presented by Leslie Gower and Jerome Rubin of the CCC. President Jeff Sanford normally gives the address, but this week he’s speaking at the International Downtown Association convention in Winnipeg, Canada.

Downtown Memphis has weathered the economic crisis better than most downtowns, with 25 new businesses in 2009. Lisa Brumleve of the CCC did a remarkable job putting together incentive packages not just for property owners, but for the businesses themselves.

There won’t be a whole lot of new development in 2010, but that’s OK because we have $2.5 billion of development in the works – residences, businesses, parking, medical facilities.

– They’re launching a national search to replace CCC president Jeff Sanford, who retires July 1. The position requires vision and strategic planning not only in business, but in city politics as well.

– Everyone is invited to check out the CCC’s new website at downtownmemphis.com.

– The CCC is trying to do promotions that have not been attempted before. Downtown Dining Week is an example. They believe, “give people value and they will come.”

– The issue the CCC hears the most complaints about, Jerome Rubin said, was graffiti/tagging. “We’re frustrated too.” The CCC is trying to work with the city, but there’s only a $700K budget for graffiti removal city-wide, and that doesn’t go very far.

– We are on the precipice of having no dumpsters Downtown. By spring it will happen. The city will pick up trash several times a day. Will eliminate odors, as well as dumpster divers who spread garbage all over as they hunt for treasure.

– They’re pursuing a new program for Downtown green & clean efforts. There’s going to be a team of people working for the CCC at the standards they set. They visited Providence, RI, whose downtown went from looking like bombed-out Sarajevo to setting a new standard for cleanliness – no graffiti, not even a cigarette butt on the ground. Providence was so successful in changing its Downtown that it even changed the behavior of citizens – you feel the need to conform to a high standard of behavior when you’re down there.

Mayor Wharton has said the clean & green issue is a priority, and has encouraged the CCC to think even beyond the limits they have dreamt.

– The CCC plans to plant and maintain the area from Poplar to Peabody Place, but they intend to extend it even further south to G.E. Patterson Avenue. They need the help of SMA members because the budget is not quite where they’d like it to be. They need more of the large planters. “Here’s the deal – you buy the planters, and we’ll fill them with dirt and plants.”

– The CCC is asking the city for authority over parking from Front to Second, from Poplar to GE Patterson. Too many people are using the metered spaces as all-day parking while they work. This makes it hard for tourists to find spaces on the street, and the CCC believes this is costing Downtown businesses a lot of money.

– Court Square has seen a lot of improvements. They have put up cameras purchased by owners of businesses on the square. The cameras have made troublemakers more timid and reserved. Recently they have posted rules and hours, and they are going to require permits for events in the square consisting of more than 8 people.

– Larry Bloom, the CCC’s safety coordinator, is providing training for private safety and security forces that operate in the Downtown area (e.g. Peabody Place security). Jerome suggested that the SMA invite Larry to give a presentation at a future meeting (this is a GREAT IDEA).

– The CCC has proposed two new city ordinances. The first would modify the existing panhandling ordinance, banning panhandling in the Downtown area except in site-specific areas where it would be permissible. “If we can get control over this, we can greatly improve the Downtown Memphis experience,” Jerome explained. “We’ll also reduce panhandling-related crimes like parking scams.”

Okay, quick break from the recap to tell a success story. The community, the CCC safety patrol, and the police have been working together to identify parking scammers. There’s been one in particular who has posed as a Premier and Central parking attendant for years. On December 27 the police NAILED him on a local parking lot and charged him with criminal impersonation, criminal trespass, and resisting arrest. His court date was yesterday. He got 60 days for the impersonation charge and 30 each for the trespass and resisting charges. Not sure if they’re concurrent or consecutive, but in any event, he won’t be bothering people who come Downtown until at least the end of February. Great job, CCC and MPD!

– The second proposed ordinance would ban the sale of single-serve beer – the 24 oz. tallboy cans, the quart bottles, the 40s – at sites where you cannot consume on premises (e.g. convenience stores). Over a year period Larry Bloom’s team developed statistics about incidents Downtown – 85% of them were found to be alcohol related.

– “People will come out of the woodwork to oppose the ordinances for a variety of reasons,” Jerome said. “That’s why your support is so important.” People would have you believe the CCC is trying to remove the homeless from Downtown. That’s not true. “We know there’s a difference between the homeless and the troublemakers who get up and beat us Downtown every day to hustle people. Most homeless are not troublemakers. We are targeting the troublemakers, not the homeless.” Jerome asked everyone in the room to help get the word out about this difference.

– The CCC does in fact help the homeless, and plans to do more. They purchase coupons from the Union Mission, and the Blue Suede Brigade then hands these coupons out to the homeless on the streets. Coupons are good for a free night’s stay, and free dinner and breakfast.

– Atlanta found it was cheaper in the long run to offer the homeless services than to do nothing at all. Community support is building for this in Memphis.

– In conclusion, Jerome said, all communities are being asked to do more with less. Therefore, we are all going to have to join hands and work together. The CCC needs partners like DNA, SMA, etc. Without partners they are powerless, but if we all come together we can accomplish far more as a group than any one individual could.

– Carol Lott then introduced Becky, who was the beautification chair for SMA last year, and this year is taking on the additional role of vice-president.

– Neal Jackson of We Live to Eat Catering was recognized for providing the delicious food for the night’s meeting.

– Location and program for February meeting TBA.

Wed update: Dogfish Head beer dinner, art/fashion at Hollywood Disco, Kooky MLK celebration, lunch with Darrell

SMA meeting last night was very informative.  I took detailed notes… too many notes to type up during a 45 minute lunch break, especially when I have other stuff I need to post too.  I’ll have SMA notes up tonight hopefully.

Here are the details on the Dogfish Head brewery dinner at Mesquite Chop House on January 27: Steve Barzizza, from Southwestern Distributors, will speak about the brewery and the specially crafted beers. The five beers, India Pale Ale, 90 Minute, Midas Touch, Palo Santo Marron and, to finish, Fort, are “big beers” ranging in alcohol content from 7% to 18%. Mixer at 6:30, dinner at 7. Here’s the menu:

1st course
90 Minute IPA paired with Chipolte Encrusted Pork Loin Smoke Bacon Mango Glaze

2nd course
Midas Touch Paired with Sesame Encrusted Ahi Tuna, Saffron Rice Cake
Currie Aioli

3rd course
Palo Santo Chorizo Stuffed Bricciole (pronounced Brashoal) Creole Tomato Succutash

4th Course
Fort Paired with Flourless Chocolate, Raspberry Coulis Chantilly

Call 901.527.5337 for reservations.

Americans trying to locate family members in Haiti should telephone the State Department at 888-407-4747.  My condolences to those with family or friends in Port-Au-Prince.

This Saturday, January 16, Hollywood Disco is having a Revolutionary Runway art show followed by a Euro party. Revolutionary Runway is a series of events combining high fashion with fine art. The show features 18 models and 12 artists with over 35 individual art pieces. The after party will be DJ’d by Dan Denysenko and will last until 3:00 am. Admission is $5 for those on the RSVP list or $10 at the door, and includes admission to the after party. Call 901-828-1875 to RSVP. View YouTube video of the event here, or visit Hollywood Disco’s website.

Kooky Canuck is having a MLK Madness celebration Sunday the 17th.  Celebrate MLK day a day early with 99 cent Bud drafts from open to close.  If you have Monday off, here’s a good place to drink late into the night for cheap.  I don’t have Monday off, but maybe I’ll go in the afternoon when Magan (known as “good Magan” or “nice Magan” among my friends) is bartending.

I got an e-mail this morning listing upcoming MPACT Memphis events, and I want to mention one in particular.  There’s a Civic Lunch at Sole restaurant at noon on January 29 with Darrell Cobbins.  Darrell is a member of the city government transition team, a commercial real estate broker, and a former president of MPACT… in fact, he was the very first person I met when I joined MPACT in February 2002.  If you’re an MPACT member and you have not yet met Darrell, you should definitely attend this lunch.

That’s all for now… I’ll try to get the SMA post up tonight.  I’m delaying the bonus Brick quote of the week until at least tomorrow.  We’ve had an overload of Brick this week.  Plans for tonight:  BBQ team meeting, and beer during and after the meeting.

Useful, substantive, meaningful content coming soon to this blog

I’m about to walk over to the Center for Southern Folklore for the “State of Downtown” speech at the SMA meeting.  I’m taking a notepad with me, and will take detailed notes.  Within a day or two I will post a recap.

So, if you’re looking for useful, substantive, meaningful content, it will be coming your way in a post soon.

But not this post.  In this post we have pics of Saucer girls Brick and Hannah spiking John D’s hair.  Now he’s ready for the Jersey Shore pub crawl on the 30th.  He’s going to be fist pumping the hell out of Saturday night!

Tue update: SMA meeting tonight, Hot Wing Fest now taking applications

Don’t forget that the SMA meeting with the “State of Downtown” speech is tonight at the Center for Southern Folklore.  6 PM social, 6:30 PM program.  Cash bar, complimentary hors d’oeuvres, and I have some good news for SMA members… you’ll actually get something to eat at the meetings this year.  The Nuh-Uh Girl told me she’s probably not going to renew her membership, so you won’t have to worry about her eating all the food at meetings, Trolley Tours, and SMA parties.

One of the organizers of the Southern Hot Wing Festival e-mailed me this morning.  She asked me to let everyone know that the fest is now taking team applications.  You can download the application from their website, which has been updated for 2010.  Fest will be Saturday 4/17 with 4/18 rain date, which is a good thing because it will not conflict with the beer festival at Autozone Park Saturday 4/24.

If you’re in front of a TV tomorrow around 9 AM, tune in WREG “Live at 9” to catch a performance by local British Invasion ’60s rock band Jeffrey and the Pacemakers.

Great post from Seth Godin on career fairs today.

Slow news day, so short post… I had one other news item, but the Nuh-Uh Girl asked me to hold up on it.  Not surprisingly, it’s about food.

I’m thinking about doing a bonus Brick Quote of the Week tomorrow… I have one that is so good that I don’t know if I can hold it back until Sunday.  When you read it, it will be one of those “WTF, did I really just see that” moments the likes of which has not been seen on this blog since I posted the Downtown Olympics video.

Attn trivia team:  Due to the SMA meeting I won’t make it to trivia until 7:30-8ish.