A conversation I just had on Twitter made me realize who I’m cheering for in the Tennessee-Ole Miss football game.
I hate the Rebels. Their fans are the most obnoxious in college football. They dress like idiots for their games. You can put white trash in a tie or a sundress, but it’s still white trash.
I hate the Vols too. It’s more because their basketball coach Bruce Pearl is a huge douche, but their fans are almost as obnoxious as Ole Miss, and I hate being told I “should” support UT because I live in the same state as a school that is more than 300 miles away.
So, who to root for?
Simple. I’m rooting for whatever result is more likely to ensure that neither of these teams will finish 8th in the SEC, and get invited to the Liberty Bowl. I don’t want Vol or Rebel fans crapping up Memphis during New Year’s weekend. Stay away!