Paul’s Drunkass Food recommendation: Cheese fries at Huey’s

Sorry, I didn’t take a pic. The Cheese Fries at Huey’s are $6.25 and you can get chili for $1 more. Order extra ranch instead of ketchup, because ketchup sucks. You’ll get 3 cups of ranch. You also get a fourth cup, of bacon bits, to distribute over the fries. Do you understand now why I’m recommending this dish?