Today on my afternoon break, I decided to pull up ESPN’s NCAA basketball home page and catch up on hoops news. There I saw this headline:
NCAA puts Cal basketball on 2 years’ probation
… and I got real, real, real excited. The biggest douchebag in college sports is finally getting what’s coming to him, I thought. I happily clicked on the article
and discovered that by “Cal,” they meant California.
Damn.