High schoolers: Don’t forget, there’s a Jersey Shore party for you at Hollywood Disco tonight

For people like Meghan who are too old to get in, there's an event not far away that will be just as big a shitshow: Karaoke at the Blue Monkey.

If you’re in high school and are looking for a party tonight, stop by Hollywood Disco at 115 Vance (just east of Main). From 7 to 11 PM tonight they’ll have a Jersey Shore theme party. Get your gear on and do your best Situation, Pauly D, Snooki, JWoww or whoever floats your boat. Bust out your Ed Hardy, your Affliction (IT’S T-SHIRT TIME!!!), your Axe body spray, your poof hairdos, your foobs. Bring it!

The club will open to 18+ at 11:30 PM. If you show them a Grizzlies ticket stub they’ll give you half off cover and $1 off 32 oz. beers.