Memphis economy reaches record peaks under benevolent leadership of supremely intelligent Dear Leader

Based on reaction on Twitter tonight, I’m only supposed to blog/tweet about Memphis to say how good it is. Sorry, I didn’t know Kim Jong-il had been elected mayor.

I tell it like it is.

The Tigers made Memphis look awesome.

The Grizzlies made Memphis look even more awesome.

But not as awesome as the seniors at Booker T. Washington High did, even attracting a President’s attention.

Meanwhile, a food truck reality show came to town. And it sucked. They blogged/tweeted/posted they’d be out at noon. They were hours late, and then only lasted three hours selling full menu before they went veggie.

I refuse to promote them like everything went all right. They were horrible. But some people think I should blog nothing but good things, in the name of publicity for the city.

For those people, I say, move to North Korea and subscribe to Kim Jong-il’s press releases. You’ll like what you see.

Meanwhile, I’ll continue to tell it like it is.