Hey, yo. It’s the Wednesday update, Chico: Scott Hall on E60, Herman Cain, incompetent R.C. Johnson

Attention pro wrestling fans: One of the stories on ESPN’s E60 documentary show tonight will be about Scott Hall. Hall, who wrestled as Razor Ramon in the WWF in the early ’90s, then went on to form the nWo in WCW, has battled addiction problems his entire life. Having read this preview, I can tell that this will not be pretty to watch. Even Hall’s best friends, including longtime tag partner Kevin Nash, admit that he probably doesn’t have long to live. The show airs at 6 PM Central time tonight.

Wondering whether you’d be better or worse off under Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 plan? See for yourself in this nonpartisan analysis.

Geoff Calkins had another rant on University of Memphis athletic director R.C. Johnson in this morning’s Commercial Appeal. Now that he failed miserably at getting us into a BCS conference, he’s hoping that the Big East loses its BCS automatic qualifying slot. That’s the best we can do at this point – hope for other schools to fail. Actually, the best we could do is to

FIRE R.C.!