Abbreviated version of the Tuesday update post WordPress ate

Gonna be a bit terse because I don’t want to spend 3 hours re-typing this. Butt Slut #1, if you text me and tell me my post today sucked, I will kill you. No, not really. But I’ll stop notifying you when there are boats and kayaks on The Price Is Right.

Redbirds home opener is today at 6:45. They’re in town through Sunday. Opponent is Nashville. Promotional schedule

Grizzlies host Portland tonight at 7. Bally Sports TV. All who attend the game tonight get a Grizzlies poster.

CHICAGO is at the Orpheum tonight through Sunday.

Memphis is the 7th unhealthiest city in America.

Inside tip I got yesterday: The chicken eggs at Memphis Farmers Market are quite reasonably priced compared to grocery stores. Also the market has duck eggs and they are quite good.

Grizz Week is next Monday-Friday. Want some free swag? Go to the Court Square lunchtime food truck rodeo Thur 4/13.

Adam Heart Trio and special guest Alexis Grace play Blind Bear Friday at 19.

Grind City Brewing has a new beer named Thaddeus. Wonder if it’s named after the controversial local radio host.

The Harlem Globetrotters will perform at FedExForum Sat. 2 PM.

Ben Yay’s news: “Introducing the Delmonico Steak at Ben Yay’s. 32oz., 2lbs., atop cheesy smashed new potatoes, with charred broccolini, covered with fried red onion petals, and a balsamic glaze.” $40 for that much steak is not bad. It’s only on their dinner menu, daily after 4.

The Main Street Mall will be a celebration tonight, for it’s National Rat Day.

That’s as much as I can remember. Back tomorrow with more news.