Author: paulryburn

It occurred to me this morning that this week marks the tenth anniversary of the day I moved into my apartment community at Number 10 Main. I had lived in another community Downtown for the previous year, but when I visited Number 10 I knew I wanted to move there. The building offered above-average sized apartments, with washer/dryer in each unit. There was a nice gym with cable TV in the basement, a rooftop deck with a hot tub and two grills, and a very nice lobby where we could hold parties (for several years Amy LaVere played our Christmas party). I was lucky enough to apply when a unit with 12-foot ceilings (only two floors have them) and a river view was available.

Over the years I have met many wonderful friends there. Some have moved on to buy houses or condos, to take exciting jobs in other cities, to get married and have kids. Some are still in the building. The neighbors are a big part of the reason Number 10 has always been a great place to live.

Probably the pivotal year for me in the building was 2005. I started hanging out on the rooftop a lot that spring and summer. We had some really cute female residents who would sunbathe up there, and we had a gourmet chef who would cook extra food on the grills and share. That summer I met many of my neighbors. As it got toward winter I convinced my neighbors that they should start coming with me to Sleep Out Louie’s, where I had been hanging out quite a bit when not on the roof. That was the beginning of my current group of friends. I remember in particular a poker game on the ninth floor where a lot of people met for the first time.

Another great time in the building was 2007-08. I got a job as a web developer in the Falls Building, hardly more than across the street. I could leave work at 5 and be home at 5:01. There was one period where I didn’t drive the car for 28 days in a row. Unfortunately the startup business I worked for was hit hard by the fall ’08 recession and had to lay all their programmers off. Still, I’m glad I had the experience of living, working, AND playing Downtown for that year.

Never in my life did I think I’d live anywhere for ten years, unless I decided to do the wife/2.2 kids/dog/yard/white picket fence thing. And yet, here I am and I’m happy to be here. Cheers to all the neighbors I’ve had in Number 10 over the years, and all the great people who work/have worked there.

Is there one thing I would change about the building if I could? Yes. I’d bring Jay Hollingsworth back, but that of course is physically not possible. Otherwise, it’s a perfectly fine place to live, and perhaps I’ll be here ten years more… or even longer.

(One note: Number 10 is 10 South Main, as opposed to 10 North Main which is the Porter Building condos on Court Square.)

More good news for the Memphis Tigers. They have improved a spot to #21 in the AP poll, and six spots to #19 in the coaches’ poll. Sad thing is, though, if the Tigers run the table on their remaining games, win the conference tournament, and enter the NCAA tournament with a record of 31-3, they’ll still be lucky to get much better than a #7 seed.

Yesterday one of my South Main friends traveled to the core for a beer at the Silly Goose. After he finished that beer, he met up with a few other friends who like to go “value-drinking” at the Downtown Hooters. I was rather surprised at what he tweeted:

“Ya know…I am having a good time at Hooters Downtown! A good gathering of downtowners and a really nice staff! Opinions can change.”

So maybe that Hooters location isn’t as bad as I made it out to be in Sunday’s post. Granted, it has been a few years since I went in there. Maybe the place really has improved. I should go in there one day and give it a try, although I can’t see myself becoming a regular there.

I found a good Lifehacker article that is worth sharing: Nine practices to help you say no without feeling like a jerk. If you have trouble saying no when people come to you with requests, this is worth a read.

Slow news day. The only other thing I can find is that somebody called “DJ Woo Woo” will perform at Club 152 at midnight. If you’re out late, keep Woo Woo in mind as an entertainment option.

Plans for tonight: Stop by and see a friend’s new apartment, Pint Nite at the Saucer (most drafts $3), poker at the Silly Goose (free to play, $50 and $25 prizes, starts 8:30, can show up late for the first hour).

The Flying Fish is running a couple of Lent specials through Easter Sunday. For $20 you can get a bucket of Abita beers and one pound of crawfish. For $15 you can get an Abita family bucket. I don’t normally observe Lent, but when it means drinking beer rather than giving it up, I can make an exception.

By the way, the Fish received a compliment from some of my bar friends yesterday. My friend Steve O said he loves the Fish because they food they serve “tastes like you’re on the beach. Panama City, Biloxi.” I ate lunch there yesterday and would have to agree.

Ah. Panama City. Memories of tube top hotness flashing people in the back of a Jeep on Front Beach Road. A friend of mine has to travel there for work next month, to hand out free drinks to co-eds. Meanwhile I just spent 12 days cooped up in a stuffy media room for computer training. Clearly I got off on the wrong career path somehow.

Hooters is rebranding. Corporate management feels the chain is losing its competitive edge, so they’re shaking things up a bit. More wing sauces, more padding in the booths, more of a kid-friendly feel. Yeah whatever. I can’t argue that the Downtown location could use some rebranding, though. Actually, what it really needs is not rebranding, but to close so that a restaurant that doesn’t suck can open in that space.

The Flying Saucer is tapping three new beers from Southern Tier Brewery today. The new selections will include Phin & Matt’s, Porter, and 422.

Meanwhile, around the corner, Aldo’s Pizza Pies is now carrying Brooklyn Brewery Local #2 bombers. This beer is made with wildflower honey. Aldo’s has also announced that there will be a 4-beer tasting with New Belgium and a globe glass giveaway for St. Pat’s, 2-5 PM Sunday, March 17.

Not sure how I feel about St. Pat’s being on a Sunday. That’s the second biggest amateur drinking day of the year, after New Year’s Eve.

If you missed Driven: A Day in the Life of Tony Allen, it will replay on SportSouth 8:30 and 10:30 PM Wednesday and 11 PM on Saturday. Thanks to the @MemphisOnTV Twitter account for the information.

A couple of my Bardog friends wanted their pic in the blog, so here ya go:

In Bardog news, Panda won’t be there for her usual Saturday morning shift next weekend. She’ll be on a New Orleans trip. It’s unclear who will cover her shift as of yet. Panda said she needs to buy “stars” to wear while she’s down there. I hope lots of pictures get taken.

Plans for today: It’s 11:26 as I type this, so I guess I’ve missed the usual 11 AM brunch meeting with friends at the Majestic. I want to try some of those new beers at the Saucer, but I won’t be there until after 6 tonight. In the meantime I’ll defend my Silly Goose and Blind Bear mayorships. If I get real bored maybe I’ll go to Bardog at 8 to see who shows up for karaoke in the Underdog Room. Don’t get me wrong, I think karaoke is to bar entertainment what Snooki is to the human race, but it’s less than a block from home and has “so bad it’s good” potential. I may hit Huey’s as my last stop for Jeffrey and the Pacemakers at 8:30.

Time for a PBR. Got a half hour til the Goose opens so I’ll guess I’ll pop a can from the fridge.

This morning I rode the elevator down with my neighbor Peter. He told me that he has really enjoyed eating at two of the new restaurants in the Edge neighborhood on Madison, Jamacian restaurant Evelyn & Olive, and Venezuelan restaurant Arepa y Salsa. He asked if I’d been to either, and I admitted that I hadn’t, although I want to try both. After we parted ways, I thought about why I’d been to neither. “They seem so far away,” was the reason. That’s one thing about living Downtown. Any destination east of Third Street seems like an incredibly long journey. I rarely go to Mollie Fontaine’s for the same reason, despite the fact that it’s a beautiful restaurant with great food, drinks, and bartenders. Is it too late in the year to make a New Year’s resolution? I need to make one to get east of Third Street more.

Major live music news for Downtown: Amy LaVere will play the Blind Bear Thursday nights in March.

Good news for art gallery owner Ephraim Urevbu. He had been unable to use his art studio on South Main for six months because sewage was seeping through the walls. Yesterday morning the city sent out a crew to investigate and cleared a stoppage in a line. It’s unclear that they’ve totally solved the sewage problem, but at least they are doing something following months of frustration by Mr. Urevbu.

I don’t normally blog about events in suburbia, but for beer and chocolate pairings I will make an exception. The Boiling Point, near I-55 and Church Road in Southaven, will host a four-course beer and chocolate pairing dinner on Wednesday, February 26 at 7 PM. The Flyer’s Hungry Memphis blog has more details. Food served will include a chocolate vinaigrette salad dressing and chocolate chili. Yum! The Boiling Point is owned by good folks who used to work Downtown, so when you’re out in the ‘burbs this is a good place to go.

Speaking of suburbia, I have a suburbanite messaging me on Foursquare as I type this. She’s saying she could walk to Walgreens from her suburban home in Olive Branch in about 30 minutes. My walk to Walgreens ranges from 15 seconds to 1 minute, depending on the light at Madison and Main.

There’s a Chinese New Year celebration today at the Belz Museum of Asian and Judaic Art from noon to 4. It’s free to attend. The museum is inside Pembroke Square near Main and Gayoso.

The Memphis Symphony will perform a gospel celebration tonight at the Cannon Center in celebration of Black History Month. If you plan to attend, they advise allowing extra time for parking because of multiple events that will be happening in the area at the time. Tickets start at $15 and can be purchased here.

Kickin’ it off at Panda’s bar at Bardog at 11. My tentative plan is to hit Double J Loft Bar at 5:30 for the Tony Allen documentary, then maybe the Brass Door at 8 to hear the Swamp Katz. As always though, plans subject to change.

Bardog Tavern tweeted today that they will start doing karaoke in the Underdog Room on Sundays at 8 PM. Ugh. You know how I feel about karaoke but I guess it’s good to appeal to people of different interests. Maybe I’ll actually go to this Sunday night and cover it for the blog. I sure as hell won’t sing though. A couple of the worst karaoke performers have moved from South Main to the core recently, so I guess they’ll be delighted to have it close to home.

Double J will have a watch party for Driven: Tony Allen: A Day in the Life tomorrow, Saturday, February 16, at 5:30 PM in the Loft Bar.

The Downtown Memphis Commission has put together a self-guided walking tour of Downtown using a Google map. There are 67 stops in total, all fairly close together. Plenty of historical facts to learn about our neighborhood.

Artist Ephraim Urevbu has been unable to use his South Main gallery for six months now due to raw sewage seeping from the walls. A plumber has given his pipes the all-clear; therefore, it must be the city’s pipes, but the city has been giving him the run-around. Action News 5 has the details.

For those of you who have kids in high school, I heard about a neat program this morning. It’s called Professor Word. The way it works is, you install it and then let your kids surf websites as they normally do. Professor Word will recognize the SAT and ACT vocabulary words on web pages and highlight them. Your kids can then click the word and learn the definition. Certainly a lot more fun and relaxing than traditional book study.

The work week is over. Time for a beer. Since the pre-monster truck crowd will probably hit the Saucer hard, I’ll start at the Goose and then migrate over at some later point.

The Commercial Appeal has an article about services the homeless received at Project Homeless Connect yesterday at the Cook Convention Center. Among the highlights: 46 offered housing, 42 had fines and court costs waived, more than 100 received glasses, 162 had medical screenings, 50 got prescriptions, 140 received city IDs, 152 received haircuts. Truly a fantastic program that helps those who need it most.

YEEEEHAAAAWWWW! The Advance Auto Parts Monster Truck Jam is tonight and tomorrow night at 7:30 at the FedExForum. Itellyouwhatman, it sure is fun to see em big ol trucks crush them cars, man, and if you sit in the front rows you might be lucky enough to git sum mud splashed on you. Yeah I won’t be going.

Clifford the Big Red Dog will be live at the Orpheum tomorrow for 11 AM and 6 PM shows. Yeah I won’t be going to that either.

If you live in the 38105 zip code and are a pet owner, it’s your lucky day. PetSmart Charities has awarded Mid-South Spay & Neuter Services a $71,000 grant to perform spay and neuter surgeries and administer rabies vaccinations to pets residing within that zip. You must provide proof of residence. Parts of Uptown, Victorian Village, and The Edge neighborhoods are in that zip code.

The International Olympic Committee has voted to remove wrestling as a sport in the 2020 Olympics. A lot of people are protesting the decision, including retired wrestler The Iron Sheik. In an article he wrote for The Bleacher Report, he called the IOC “a dumb jabroni” and said that “Every hundred year, mother make baby like the Iron Sheik, the Michael Jordan, or the Jesus.” Well okay then. I didn’t know Iranians believed in Jesus.

A few live music recommendations for this weekend:

• Funk de Ville plays Club 152 tonight at 7 PM. I caught them a couple of times when the Saucer was still booking bands. They are excellent.
• The Swamp Katz (classic rock) play the Brass Door tomorrow night at 8. $5 cover. I really enjoyed them at the Memphis Music & Heritage Festival last fall.
• Jeffrey and the Pacemakers (’60s British Invasion rock) play Huey’s Sunday at 8:30. Great show and great stories if you’re into that kind of music.

More news than I have time to post this lunchtime… a second post should be up around 6 tonight.

This morning, I was pulling out of my parking garage, and the sweet attendant at the booth was singing and dancing to gospel music. As I rolled down the car window to scan my monthly pass, she said “Happy Valentine’s Day” and handed me a sucker. That kind of nice little touch is one more reason why I enjoy living Downtown.

Tuesday night I got a text: “Is Rio Loco closed?” I hadn’t heard anything, and the text was from a suburbanite who rarely comes Downtown, so I didn’t think much of it. However, last night I walked past the Mexican restaurant. The “Closed” sign was up (at 6 PM on a Wednesday) and the windows were papered up to about eye level. I have yet to confirm the closing, though.

If you want to win some Blind Bear bucks, tune into the Gary Parrish Show on 92.9 FM Wednesdays between 4 and 6. They’ll have a trivia question for which you can text in your answer. They’ll pick one of the people who answered correctly to receive a $25 gift card from the Bear.

The Blues Foundation has announced its 2013 Hall of Fame inductees.

There will be an art opening for Jennifer Church tonight at the Brass Door.

DVR alert: Driven: Tony Allen: A Day in the Life premieres on SportSouth this Saturday at 5:30 PM. (Thanks to @ChrisVernonShow for tweeting the info)

Back at my desk after 12 days in a small media room doing computer training. Finally over! I’ll be out at the usual places tonight.

I don’t normally blog a lot of Valentine’s Day events, but this one sounds particularly cool. The Madison Hotel is holding “Achocolypse” from 8 to 11 PM tomorrow night. It’s a chocolate buffet with 20 custom chocolate creations. $32 per person. Call 901-333-1200 for more information.

For those who do want a complete list of Valentine’s Day events happening Downtown tomorrow, check out the DowntownMemphis.com event guide. Tomorrow is absolutely loaded with listings.

Lee’s famous sushi, found for years at a gas station out east, is now available Downtown at the BP on Riverside. See this Hungry Memphis post for more info. The post also has info on an upcoming Oregon wine dinner at Felicia Suzanne’s.

The Majestic Grille now has Bluff City Bakery, headed by executive chef Jason Doty, making their breads. Chef Jason used to work for the Majestic so it’s a homecoming of sorts. I’ll have to get in there and try their grilled cheese with Jason’s new bread (and BACON!!!) sometime soon.

Techies: The Church Health Center is hiring a software and database coordinator. Details here.

The Calvary Waffle Shop opens tomorrow for the Lent season and will be open Monday through Friday for lunch through March 22. There’s also a “Waffle Shop After Dark” hour from 5:15 to 6:15 PM. (Is it really dark at 5:15?)

The Valentine’s Day glass goes on sale at 7 PM at the Flying Saucer. Theme this year is “Love Swallows.”

FINALLY done with 12 days of intensive software training. It will be good to be back at my desk tomorrow. I don’t observe Lent so I’m heading out for an evening of beer and read meat, followed by a liter Mountain Dew in the morning and some Fireball this weekend.

So, Sunday I went to the Majestic for mimosas. Then I went to the Goose for PBR. Then I went to the Saucer for Dos Equis Lager. Then I went to the Blind Bear and played poker. I came in third in poker. I didn’t remember this until Muruako, who had also played that night, messaged me on Facebook “Congrats on third in poker!” Ashley – one of my favorite bartenders ever who used to work at Brass Door – and her friend Krista – were there. Krista asked, “Paul, will you blog about me?”

So there you go. That’s Krista on the right.

Re-read the first paragraph. You notice what I didn’t do? EAT. By then it was 10 PM Sunday night. So I went to Bardog and got the classic, spaghetti and meatballs with Caesar salad. I got it to go since I live less than a minute walk around the corner.

At 3 AM I woke up face down on my couch. I’d done a good job with the salad but I’d eaten a grand total of 3 bites of the spaghetti and meatballs. I stared at my leftovers for a minute but I’ve always heard an hour and a half is the rule before bacteria set in.

I felt really bad about the leftover food. Partly because of the “starving kids in third world countries” thing. Mostly because of the “damn after tip and PBR while waiting I spent almost 20 bucks on this meal and ate maybe a dollar worth” thing.

Tonight I went back for to-go food and made things right. I’d been in software training all day and damn I was hungry. Those Grandma’s (meat)balls from Bardog must weigh two ounces apiece. Maybe more. You are not getting shorted on protein when you order Bardog’s signature dish. I ate three out of the four and started on the fourth. Most of the spaghetti too.

Hope you have enjoyed the drunk post. One more day of training then the regular lunchtime posts will (hopefully) resume Thursday.

In addition to the food menu below, they also have hurricanes, hand grenades, and 34 oz. Bud Light for $3 today.

Catfish Po’Boys…$7.49
Shrimp Po’Boys….$8.99
Crawfish Po’Boys….$8.99

Louisiana Catfish or Chicken
Blackened & grilled –
Served over Cajun rice…$11.99

Crawfish Eggrolls
w\ Cajun Ranch….$7.49

Kickin’ Cajun Pasta
Your choice of seafood or
blackened chicken ….$9.99

Seafood Gumbo
Cup…$2.99 or bowl…$5.29

Bread Pudding….$6.99

Beignets ….$5.99