Fri update: The Princess Bride, Throwback Night @ Redbirds, Farmers Market, excessive heat, Saucer cleans its dominoes, DJ Cody rocks the rooftop, how to save on gift cards, illegal dumping may be monitored soon

Tonight’s Summer Classic Movie Series movie at The Orpheum is The Princess Bride (1987). You can find a description of the movie here. If you wear a pirate or princess costume, you get $2 off admission. (If I am ever appointed president of The Orpheum, you’ll be able to get $2 off admission by wearing a tube top.) The movie is rated PG and showtime is 7:15. First 100 to show up get a copy of the Orpheum movie poster for The Princess Bride.

The Redbirds return to town tonight for a game against the Oklahoma City RedHawks at 7:05. It’s Throwback Night, with 50 cent hot dogs, and the first 3000 fans get old-school Memphis Chicks T-shirts. There will also be a block party in the plaza 5-7 with $2 Coors Light. Also, if you show a receipt at the box office for $15 spent at Fred’s Super Dollar, you will get $5 off dugout-level tickets (maximum of 6). The Redbirds are in town through Monday, July 23.

The theme at the Memphis Farmers Market tomorrow is Southern Summer. There will be an activity from 9 to 11 where kids can plant sunflowers in their very own pot, and add decorations. There will also be a tomato tasting contest from 10 to 11 – stop by and sample tomatoes from this year’s vendors and judge whose is tastiest. Free tomato samples? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up. There will be live music and dog adoptions at the Market as well.

There’s an excessive heat warning in effect for today. Heat indices are expected to be between 110 and 113 degrees. The MemphisWeather.net blog has the details.

Bardog Tavern has cold gazpacho soup and duck sliders among their specials today. Nice.

Apparently I’m the only blogger in Memphis who hasn’t mentioned Hog & Hominy yet, so: Hog & Hominy. There you go.

Last night I was drinking beers at the Flying Saucer, and one of the bartenders was cleaning the dominoes above the bar. The Saucer allowed smoking from its opening in 1997 until 2011, and 14 years of smut had gathered on the dominoes. At one point the bartender stopped cleaning to serve some beers. Take a look at the pic below and see if you can tell where she stopped:

I heard that a lot of people who don’t often attend Peabody rooftop parties went last night, because DJ Cody from the Silly Goose was spinning. Hopefully the Peabody will recognize that Cody is a draw and invite him back for a future gig.

Lifehacker has some good advice on how to buy gift cards for less than their face value.

Hidden cameras to catch illegal dumpers may come soon. I know this has been a problem around the Mud Island/Wolf River Harbor area lately.

All right, let’s get this work week over with. I’ll be out tonight. No definite plans, so as usual I’ll start at the Saucer at 6 and figure it out from there.

Thur update 2: Maya Angelou in Memphis, Brass Door on Foursquare, Aldo’s beers, homeless get legal help, Pier to become a parking garage?, and Memphis vs. Ole Miss

Maya Angelou will make an appearance in Downtown Memphis, at the Cannon Center, on Saturday, August 25. Dr. Angelou will appear for the Heartlight 2012 event, a fundraiser for Agape Child & Family Services. Agape is a Christian-based organization which provides children and families with healthy homes in the regional area through community restoration, homeless services, mentoring, foster care, adoption, maternity services and counseling. The organization serves more than 10,000 children a year. Buy tickets to Heartlight 2012 here.

In my lunchtime post I explained how local businesses can now use Foursquare to push “sandwich board”/”chalkboard” style specials, news, and updates to their most loyal customers. Congratulations to The Brass Door, which has already started using this new feature.

Downtown Memphis Flats tweeted a photo of the beer taps at Aldo’s Pizza Pies. Mmmm beer. Looks good! The pizza parlor should be open by the end of the month.

The Flyer has a great article on the legal services offered at Project Homeless Connect last week. Many area homeless had fines and court costs on the books that were 10-15 years old or older. The city was unlikely to ever collect this money, but the outstanding charges served as impediments for these people to get to a better place in life. Kudos to Josh Spickler from the Public Defender’s Office, Judge Karen Massey, and all the volunteers who worked to help these people clear their names in court.

ABC 24 News reports that The Pier may be turned into a parking garage and condos. However, Paul Morris who runs DMC is investigating to make sure the conversion is legal. The former seafood restaurant on Wagner Place is a 100-year-old historic building.

The University of Memphis renews its football series vs. Ole Miss starting in 2014. Ugh. I sure am not happy about douchey Rebel fans crapping up the Saucer and numerous other area bars prior to games at the Liberty Bowl. I guess the SEC West’s perennial basement dwellers will stimulate the local economy when they travel to Memphis though.

Off to a late start tonight because I just got my hair cut at Rachel’s Salon. Now, off to the Saucer for beer!

Thur update: Foursquare updates (must-read if you run a business), Thursday parties, Blues on the Bluff

Today’s post starts off with an important new way for business owners and managers to connect with their most loyal customers. Foursquare, the location-based platform where users “check in” to venues, unlock specials, and compete for “mayorships” of venues, has rolled out a new feature called Local Updates. Businesses can publish updates to Foursquare – things like daily specials, new items in the store, etc. and their most loyal customers will see it. It’s kind of like the chalkboard on the wall or the sandwich board in front of your business, but on a mobile social platform.

How does Foursquare determine who should see your Local Updates? Well, first of all, about a month ago, Foursquare gave people the option to “Like” venues. Anyone who “likes” your venue will get your updates. Also, anyone who checks into your venue frequently will get the updates as well, although users will be given the ability to opt out of a particular venue’s updates.

Local Updates are supposed to be rolled out this week. If you run a restaurant or retail shop, you need to use this. It’s free advertising. If you have not claimed your business on Foursquare, you need to do so, in order to get access to cool features like Local Updates.

It’s Thursday outdoor party night! Here’s a look at what’s going on.

– Seventh Sundown will headline the Peabody rooftop party tonight from 6 to 11 PM. It’s also open casting call for the Memphis Flyer’s Fall Fashion issue, if you’ve ever dreamed of modeling. Be there from 6 to 7 if you want to participate in the casting call. Also, if you’re a fan of DJ Cody who does the weekend parties at the Silly Goose, he’s a guest DJ on the rooftop tonight. $10 cover includes first drink, ladies free before 7.

– Contemporary blues artist Preston Shannon plays the Madison Hotel rooftop tonight. 7-11 PM, $7 to get in, cash bar with sophisticated drinks, small plate menu available.

– Florida Georgia Line plays this week’s Rebel on Beale country concert series. Concert is in Handy Park at Third and Beale, is free to get in, and is an all-ages show.

– Tonight is the Mid-Main Third Thursday Block Party. In the past these block parties have included live music, health demonstrations, sidewalk sales, and specials on the Main Street Mall between Union and Peabody Place.

Blues on the Bluff, a fundraiser for independent, commercial-free radio station WEVL, is this Saturday, July 21. It’s held on the beautiful grounds of the National Ornamental Metal Museum. Lightnin’ Malcolm, Elmo and the Shades, and Junior Mathus will perform. The Central BBQ food truck will be there if you get hungry. More details here.

Good news for your email: One of the world’s largest spam botnets has been knocked offline, for good. So you’ll be seeing fewer opportunities to buy V1@GRA or a R_0_L_3_X watch at a discount price. It’s been said that this will eliminate 18% of the world’s spam.

That’ll do it for now – time to go grab some Chinese food. If more news comes in I’ll do a second post after work.

Wed update: Fashion casting call, Lansky interview, McDonald’s hiring, Chisca Hotel, get well Joe, last chance to win Belgium trip

Every fall, the Memphis Flyer does a local fall fashion issue, and they’re looking for people to model clothes. They’ll have an open casting call tomorrow night at the Peabody rooftop party. Get there early, because the casting call will happen from 6 to 7 PM. More info about the casting call here; note that two of the three women in the title photo are wearing tube top dresses. Tube tops are very fashionable this year!

If you’re an Elvis fan, tune into SiriusXM radio channel 19 this Friday, July 20, at 9 PM. The station will play historic interviews with Bernard Lansky of Lansky Brothers clothing shop in the Peabody Hotel. Mr.Lansky was Elvis’ clothier.

McDonald’s is said to be adding up to 1000 jobs in the Memphis area in the weeks and months to come. Their Memphis careers page shows a lot of positions open, at practically every McDonald’s location in the metro. Positions range from crew to management to maintenance and tech repair.

A City Council committee has approved a $2 million blight remediation allotment for the restoration of the Chisca Hotel. This is only one piece of the funding to restore this historic hotel into apartments and retail, but it’s a very important step. Let’s keep this project moving! #savechisca

Well wishes for Channel 5 anchor Joe Birch, who was injured in a car wreck. He is expected to make a full recovery.

Tonight is your last chance to get a free entry to win a trip to Belgium ($6500 value), including visits to three Belgian cities on a week-long beer tour. All you have to do is buy this week’s featured Belgian beer in a special glass at the Flying Saucer. Glasses go on sale at 7 PM. You can also pay cash for entries into the raffle for the Belgium trip, with all proceeds going to the benefit of Pints for Prostates, an organization that promotes men’s health awareness.

Don’t forget that voting for the Memphis Flyer’s “Best Of” is ongoing. Vote here.

Time to grab a sub and play Zynga Poker on my phone, then back to work. I’ll be out after work. Will kick it off at the Saucer at 6, then decide whether I feel like going to the Brass Door for bingo (7 PM) or the Blind Bear for trivia (8 PM).

Tue update: Cockadoos closed, Third Thursday, Jerry Lee Lewis, Cozy Corner, volunteer to expand your career options, Brass Door Bingo and more

It appears that Cockadoos, the popular breakfast/lunch spot on South Second, has closed. I started seeing rumors on Twitter about noon, and a little after 2 they confirmed through their @cockadoos account that today was their last day. Very sad to see it go. I was a huge fan of their hashbrowns, which I ordered topped with chili, cheese, onions, and jalapenos. I also loved “The Shag,” a peanut butter-and-banana French toast dish which I bet Elvis would have liked a lot. They had one of the few salad bars Downtown, and they opened at midnight Friday and Saturday and stayed open all night, offering a better option than Denny’s for very-late-night dining. I will miss the place for sure.

I’ve been asked what to do if you bought a Cockadoos Groupon but haven’t redeemed it yet. You need to contact Groupon. Their FAQ says, “If anything happens that makes it impossible for you to redeem your Groupon, we’ll make sure you get your money back.” You can contact Groupon through their support page.

This Thursday is the Mid-Main Third Thursday Block Party. Several restaurants and shops on the Main Street Mall from Union to Peabody Place have specials and entertainment. Shelton Clothiers has announced that they will have all their spring and summer merchandise 50-75% off Thursday-Saturday, and they invite everyone by for wine and hors d’oeuvres at the block party. Free food? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up.

“The Killer” is coming back to Beale Street. Jerry Lee Lewis will be honored next month at the Pioneer Awards, to be held at the New Daisy on August 23. More info here.

Cozy Corner is up for an award in Men’s Health magazine’s “The Manliest Restaurants in America in 2012” poll. They’re nominated for Best BBQ Joint. The Memphis Daily news has the details on how you can vote. Cozy Corner is on North Parkway, in a strip mall just east of Danny Thomas, and is famous for its ribs and Cornish game hens.

I saw a great blog post linked on Twitter this morning. If you’re unemployed, under-employed, or fully employed but not happy with your current job, check out this post on five ways volunteering can help your career. The advice given is so spot on. By volunteering, you can meet new people, develop new skills, and demonstrate that you’re a self-starter. I’d be willing to bet that someone who’s unemployed who volunteers 10 hours of their time a week wouldn’t stay unemployed long. Fantastic way to create your own luck.

Kerry from the I Love Memphis Blog made it to Brass Door Bingo on a Wednesday night at the Brass Door recently. I haven’t made it by yet, and learned a few things from her post. Mainly, I learned that it’s true British bingo, with a card much different from the 5-column, 1-to-75 card Americans are familiar with. Sounds like a fun night… one of these Wednesdays I’m going to have to skip my weekly trivia at the Blind Bear and check out bingo.

Last night I went to the Silly Goose to observe the final table in Poker Jon’s poker league. I ended up staying for the 10:00 game, and came in second, earning me a prize of a 1:15 AM bedtime. I made a stupid mistake at the end and went all-in with a hand that’s average at best. Not sure whether I was just tired and wanted to go home, or whether I wanted to show my opponent, who I’ve known to be very aggressive in the past, that I could be aggressive too. Lesson to be learned is that you can do everything well for a long time in no-limit poker games, and then wipe it all out with one dumb move.

Had a haircut appointment after work but it got rescheduled. Guess I’ll go to the Saucer then. Depending on my mood I may or may not play poker at the Blind Bear at 8.

Mon update: Best Memphis Burger Fest radio interview, crucial votes for Chisca this week, TNA BaseBRAWL results

Short post this afternoon. Mondays are rarely big news days.

This weekend Seth of the Best Memphis Burger blog went on MemphiSport Live, the 11 AM-1 PM radio show on AM 560 with Kevin Cerrito and Marcus Hunter. Seth discussed his plans for the first ever Best Memphis Burger Fest, to be held September 30 at Minglewood Hall. You can listen to the interview here.

The Daily News reports that the Chisca Hotel renovation project faces crucial funding votes this week. I hope the votes go well. We need that landmark to shine once again and be a vital connector between the core and South Main.

Here’s a link to results from TNA BaseBRAWL at AutoZone Park Saturday night. The main event saw new champ Austin Aries successfully defend his title against former champ Bobby Roode. Jeff Hardy had been advertised to face Aries, but he ended wrestling Crimson instead. The hottest woman on Earth, Velvet Sky, unfortunately lost to Madison Rayne.

That’s all I’ve got for now. On my way to the Saucer for Pint Nite. Probably going to skip poker at the Silly Goose.

No lunchtime post on this blog today because…

I posted to my poker blog instead. About a week ago, I started playing Zynga Poker on my phone. I’ve figured out a way to consistently beat the low blind level games with little risk and great reward.  You can read the post here.

I may do a “Monday update” post after work. I’ll be at the Saucer for Pint Nite tonight about 6 PM.

I happened upon a really good beer blog this morning…

(Edit: Well great. I typed this Sunday morning and forgot to hit the Publish button.)

Last night I saw a new beer at the Flying Saucer, Timmerman’s Strawberry. I’d already done my three beers toward my 7th plate for the day, so I decided to delay trying it. In the meantime, I wanted to learn more about this beer, so I did a Google search. The search led me to an excellent blog titled A Year in Beer. The blogger reviewed a beer a day for 365 days. It’s like those beer-a-day calendars, except the descriptions are way more in-depth.

Here’s the review of Timmerman’s Strawberry. As I was reading the review, I noticed the photo of the Timmerman’s tap handle, and thought to myself, “that looks a lot like a Flying Saucer tap wall.” I read the blog’s About page, and the reviewer is in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, where there are several Saucers, including the original one. So, he has no shortage of good beer to review.

Computer Literacy 2012

In the late 1990s I taught Computer Literacy classes at the University of Memphis. Recently I ran into a former student who asked a great question – “What would you recommend I learn to make me computer literate, and more marketable for employment, in 2012?” Here’s a list.

HTML – This is the markup language behind web pages, including the one you’re looking at right now. I would rate basic knowledge of HTML as the #1 must-have skill as far as computer literacy goes. You don’t have to become an expert, but you should learn how text is presented as bold, italic, or underline, and how to create tables and alter the spacing between cells at the minimum. There are many good HTML tutorials out there. Just do a Google search for “HTML tutorial” or “learn HTML” and look through the top results.

ZIP files – If you don’t know how to download software in a ZIP package, unzip it, and install it, learn. ZIP is a standard compression format designed to package files while taking as little room as possible. The ZIP standard was developed back in the 1980s when storage space and bandwidth to transfer files were much more expensive than they are today.

FTP – If you don’t know how to use FTP (File Transfer Protocol) to transfer files between your local computer (that’s the one in front of you right now) and a remote server at another location, it’s worth learning.  For FTP software, I like 7-Zip for Windows and Cyberduck for the Mac. There are public servers out there you can use to practice getting files (and the files will often be in ZIP format, so you can practice that too).

Microsoft Excel – Most people know the basics of how to get around Microsoft’s powerful spreadsheet. Therefore, I recommend you go a step beyond and actually buy a book that will make you an Excel power user. Work through all the exercises. You can look through Amazon to find a book. Look for something that has lots of reviews and preferably 4 1/2 stars ranking or higher. Avoid introductory books unless you have no familiarity with Excel at all.

SQL – This is the language of databases. When you know SQL you will be able to select data from one or more tables, as well as insert, update, and delete data. As with HTML, you don’t have to become an expert, but you should at least know how to select data from two tables that are joined by a common field. There are plenty of good SQL tutorials on the web, and there are also plenty of books you can buy. There are a lot of variations of SQL out there. For example, the SQL used by Microsoft SQL Server is slightly different from that used by the MySQL language, which is slightly different from the SQL used in Microsoft Access. I’d look for a book or tutorial that teaches general SQL principles, rather than one that focuses on a particular platform. Of all the skills on this list, SQL is probably the hardest to learn (although it’s not that hard) and the one that will get the most attention on a resume.

Content management systems – A content management system (CMS) allows users to update website and/or blog content without knowing HTML. By far the most popular and easiest to use CMS is WordPress, which is estimated to be running on 16% of the world’s websites (including the one you’re looking at right now). Easiest way to learn is to create your own site for free at WordPress.com. Learn how to add new posts and pages, publish them, and update them. Learn the difference between a post and a page – posts have timestamped content and are often (but not always) associated with blogs, while pages have content that stands alone and the time they were created is not relevant. Learn how to change the theme (look and feel) of your website – an important concept is that the presentation is completely separate from the content. Learn how to put widgets in the sidebar of your website.

(Disclaimer: I’m partial to WordPress because they sponsor my Memphis in May BBQ team. But being objective as I can, WordPress has moved so far past competitors like Drupal and Joomla in the past two years that I can’t imagine building a site with anything else.)

Image/photo editing software – I’m talking about something powerful and sophisticated, not the free junk that came with your computer. If you have Photoshop, that’s ideal. If not, there’s a free open source program called The GIMP that is every bit as good. (In fact, I have both The GIMP and Photoshop installed on my work computer. 95% of the time, I use The GIMP.) Although there are plenty of web tutorials, I recommend buying a book and working through the exercises to learn either program the right way. When searching for a book, look for something that has good reviews (at least 4 stars, and 4 1/2 would be better). Also look for a recent publication date, so that it addresses the current version of your software, not an old version.

Very important: If you learn The GIMP, put on your resume that you know The GIMP (similar to Photoshop). You want that keyword “Photoshop” on your resume. Hiring managers will understand that if you know The GIMP, you have skills that are transferable to Photoshop.

Social media – You don’t have to have accounts on all of these, but you should be able to describe the purpose of each in two or three sentences: Facebook, Twitter, blogs, Foursquare, Google+, Tumblr, Flickr, Wikipedia, Yelp, GetGlue, Instagram.

How to recognize malware, Trojan horses, viruses, and phishing attempts – This isn’t really something you’d put on a resume, but necessary to have anyway. If you land a new job and experience a malware attack your first week there, you probably won’t be too popular with your boss or your network admin. However, it occasionally happens to all of us – I’ve been hit with malware twice in 3 1/2 years at my current job.

Optional:

iOS and Android – iOS is the operating system that powers iPod Touches, iPhones, and iPads. Android is the operating system that powers a variety of phones and tablets. I’d really like to put basic knowledge of both on the “required” list above, but there’s really no way to get that knowledge without purchasing the devices, which can be expensive. Note: Owning a Kindle Fire doesn’t really count as having knowledge of Android, even though Android powers it, because Amazon stuck an additional layer on top of Android.

Hardware: Building and repairing computers – If this is something that interests you, by all means, learn it. That said, I don’t think it will be a huge resume boost for most positions. Warning: Learning this will earn you a reputation as “that guy/gal who knows how to fix computers,” leading to desperate phone calls from family and friends all hours of the day and night.

Linux – This is a computer operating system, equivalent to Windows on PCs and Mac OS on Macs. Linux is open-source, meaning anyone can examine and alter the code behind Linux, and many Linux installations are free. Although Linux can be used as a home computer’s operating system, it’s often found on web servers. Linux is based on an earlier operating system called UNIX which is still quite popular (in fact, a flavor of UNIX runs underneath the hood on Mac OS computers). For non-technical jobs, knowledge of Linux probably won’t be a huge boost to most resumes – but it will provide you a deep knowledge of how computers work that may be beneficial in ways you wouldn’t expect.

That’s my list. If you think I left anything important out, or if you know how people can get iOS and Android experience without having to buy devices, shoot me an email at paul@paulryburn.com.

Fri update: Green Beetle, make your own iron objects, Bastille Day Dinner, TNA BaseBRAWL, local on Big Brother, National Night Out

The Green Beetle celebrates its first birthday tonight. Acoustic good time band The Po Boys will perform at 8 PM, and there will be specials and freebies as well. Happy birthday to the Beetle!

The Metal Museum will hold a hands-on demonstration of sandcasting tomorrow from 11:30 to 2:30. For $15 you can create your own mold, made out of sand, and then Foundry Artists will pour hot iron into the casts, creating one-of-a-kind objects. Viewing the sandcasting is free. Here’s a video of a previous iron pour.

Chez Philippe at the Peabody will hold a Bastille Day dinner tomorrow night at 7 PM, with cuisine to celebrate the beginning of the French Revolution in 1789. $85 per person, $30 extra for wine pairing. Call 901-529-4188 for reservations.

Also tomorrow is TNA BaseBRAWL at AutoZone Park. The stars of TNA wrestling will perform, including world champ Austin Aries, former champ Bobby Roode, Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle, “The Charismatic Enigma” Jeff Hardy, and the hottest woman on earth Velvet Sky. Event starts at 7:30 PM. There’s also a meet and greet at 5:30 PM for $50 that includes admission to the event.

A local with a celebrity connection is a contestant on Big Brother this season. Frank Eudy is originally from Marion, Arkansas, although he now makes his home in Florida. Eudy is the son of Sid Vicious, a pro wrestler who held world titles in both WWF and WCW, as well as titles in local Memphis promotions. Sid recently appeared on an episode of WWE Monday Night Raw as “Sycho Sid,” the name under which he held his WWF championships. I occasionally see Sid at the Saucer and elsewhere around Downtown Memphis.

The first Tuesday of August every year is National Night Out, America’s night out against crime. Neighbors gather together for a block party, meet their police officers, and learn how to stay safe. South Main is having their National Night Out party at the pavilion at Front and G.E. Patterson where the Farmers Market is held. Lawn chairs and coolers are encouraged, and you can bring a pot-luck dish to share or buy dinner from the food trucks. Event is from 6-8 PM.

So, last night I headed south to Max’s Sports Bar for poker. I checked in on Foursquare, and one of my friends on that network commented “Yawn.” Then she checked in at the Texas Roadhouse in Horn Lake. Are you kidding me? I’m enjoying cold PBR, my favorite game, and good friends, and you have the NERVE to yawn at my checkin while at a boring chain restaurant in Missi-frikkin-sippi??? REALLY? Some people shouldn’t be allowed to use social media.

All right, time to hit Target and Zaxby’s then back to work. Maybe I’ll see the deer again this afternoon. Plans for tonight TBD.