Author: paulryburn

The great thing about parties on my building’s rooftop is that I can blog them as they are happening.

More pics to come.  I’ve been told we’re all going to Paula & Raiford’s later in the evening.

The Peabody announced their featured New Year’s Eve performer last night at their Thursday rooftop finale… it’s Saving Abel. Congrats to the Peabody on a great 2009 rooftop season.

News from Bardog Tavern… they’ve added 5 more tons of air conditioning to deal with the summer heat. So, not only do they have the coldest PBR Downtown, but now they have the coldest bar as well. That’s going to be nice for August, when the temps are sure to push back up to the upper 90s and maybe beyond.

Speaking of PBR… they’re now doing $1.50 PBR all day on Sunday, as well as $2 Schlitz cans. If you get there betweeen noon and 3, you can order off their brunch menu, with omelettes, pancakes, steak and eggs, mimosas, Bloody Marys, screwdrivers and more.

Big happy hour news at Bardog for the ladies… according to Aldo, the owner, “starting Friday, July 24th, from 5PM-7PM, the ladies only pay $3 per drink every Mon-Fri, and I don’t care what they drink.” If they can draw more ladies to happy hour, they’ll definitely see me there more often. Of course, $1.50 happy hour PBR is an incentive too. They also have $2.50 Schlitz and Coors cans. And Aldo has announced that he’s “going completely off the deep end here” and charging only $1.50 each for Bardog’s Original Memphis Sliders during happy hour.

They’re also planning the bar’s first birthday party for Sunday, September 20… I hear it’s going to be an alley party with a dunking booth, band, outdoor grill, and here’s the best part… bikini-clad staff. With Cooper-Young Fest on Saturday the 19th, it sounds like that is going to be quite the party weekend.

In the news: CCCC president Jeff Sanford spoke at the organization’s annual luncheon yesterday at the Peabody. He praised all the progress happening Downtown, but he also warned against race-card politics and talked about “an outbreak of political corruption and shocking expressions of entitlement in high and low places” that are prevalent in Memphis. He also said that community-building is harder than it needs to be because of “”a subculture of misconduct that is frankly an absolute embarrassment.” Hmmm ya think he could be talking about anyone in particular? I don’t dare speculate for another six days.

In case you’ve seen me this week and have wondered why I haven’t shaved, I have a white trash party to attend tonight, and I want to sport a redneck ‘stache. I have my outfit picked out already. There will probably be pictures… I hear that a stop at Paula & Raiford’s may be on the agenda later in the evening too. I need to bring a pint to the party… what’s a good redneck liquor?

They’ll be announcing the headliner for their New Year’s Eve party at tonight’s rooftop party.

Tonight’s the season finale of the Peabody Rooftop Party season for 2009. Doors open at 6, with a $10 cover (it’s higher than usual tonight because the bands are big names), ladies free until 8. The Dempseys will take the stage about 7 PM, then around 8:30 PM Cowboy Mouth will come on.

A few notes for party attendees:

– It will be super crowded tonight – always happens when Cowboy Mouth is playing. My advice is to either get there much earlier than usual (like before 7), or, if you’re a guy and you want to get there a bit later, wait until 8:05-8:10ish to avoid the long “ladies free before 8” line. Ladies will obviously want to get there before 8 and beat the cover.

– They always put out a food buffet for guests, so if you don’t have time to grab dinner before heading up there, you’ll have the chance to snack. If you get there at just the right time, you’ll get to see the Nuh-Uh Girl eating.

– If you have any unused drink tickets from previous 2009 rooftop parties, don’t forget to bring them and spend them. It’s your last chance.

I know that not everyone is into the rooftop parties, so I’ll offer a much more low-key alternative as well: Thursday night is poker tournament night at Calhoun’s Sports Bar on G.E. Patterson. Play happens on the TV monitors, using Buzztime trivia/poker boxes to compete. Winner gets a gift certificate. Good way to hang out and have fun and meet some locals. There are only 10 boxes though, so maximum 10 players – get there early to get your box. Tournament starts at 7. There are progressive blinds to keep things moving, just as in a real tournament. It’s free to play.

I’ll probably have one happy hour Dos Equis Lager at the Saucer at 6, then head to the rooftop in time to catch the Dempseys. After that, it looks like I’ll be heading back to the Saucer for former bartender Marci’s going-away party. Should be a fun night.

Updated info on the Nuh-Uh Girl’s attempt to find a chartered plane to transport her to regional events with free food. It turns out she’s not looking for just any chartered plane; she has special requirements.

“If I could find one that has catering service on-board, that would be awesome,” she said. “That way, I’d have something to snack on while flying from city to city. It doesn’t have to be anything fancy, maybe just a fruit tray… ooh and some cheeses… and maybe some veggies and dipping sauce… and how about some quiche… and lobster dip… and some beef tenderloin… and some Thai peanut chicken skewers… oh and maybe some dessert… you know, some cookies, some brownies, chocolate cake, strawberry tarts, creme brulee, stuff like that.”

If anyone has a spare plane of this type that the Nuh-Uh Girl can borrow, please let me know and I’ll pass along the information.

Good news for Flying Saucer patrons:  The clock on their computer/cash register system, which has been wrong for years, has been reset to the correct time.  Up until Tuesday, happy hour ended at 6:51 PM, because their clock ran 9 minutes fast, and no one could figure out how to fix it.

To set the clock, they brought in a team of three Ph.D. Computer Science faculty members from the University of Memphis, who were unable to figure out how to set the clock either.  They then held a seance and channeled the spirit of the late Paul Erdos, one of the most prolific mathematicians of the 20th century.  The ghost of Erdos told them to highlight the minutes, press the down arrow icon next to the time nine times, and then click OK.  “Clicking OK was a critical step in the process,” commented one of the Ph.Ds.   “We never would have figured that out had we not psychically contacted Erdos.”

The professors plan to submit several papers to scholarly journals on the solution of this problem.  Bar patrons celebrated by ordering another beer.

A truly great coach inspires not only his players, but the fans as well. And this week Coach Josh Pastner has done exactly that. The Nuh-Uh Girl, observing how Coach Pastner used a private jet to catch AAU games in different parts of the United States in the same day, is looking into the use of a private jet for her own purposes.

“Memphis is not the only city where there are events with free food, you know,” said the Nuh-Uh Girl. “Modern logistics make it possible to travel to cities all over the region to eat.”

“For example, maybe one day I’d fly to Jackson in the afternoon, to go to the Costco there,” she continued. “You know, walk around and try all the free samples they put out.”

“Then I’d fly back to Memphis, for an art opening at the Majestic Grille at 5. They usually put out complimentary hors d’oeuvres for their art shows. Last month they had this seafood flatbread that was AWESOME.”

“Then I could hop on the plane again and fly west to Little Rock. There are a lot of boutiques and galleries in their Hillcrest and Forest Heights neighborhoods. Sometimes they’ll stay open into the evenings and put out free food to entice people to come in.”

“Then I’d fly back to Memphis to wrap up the evening,” said the Nuh-Uh Girl. “Maybe a group of my friends would be having dinner at Circa that night. The private jet would allow me to arrive right as their entrees come out. Then I could go around the table and eat off everyone’s plates.”

When asked how she’d pay for the private jet, she said, “I don’t know… the University’s boosters paid for the coach’s plane trips, right?  I need my own boosters.”

The Taco Bell chihuahua has died of a stroke.  More details here.

I can’t believe I just linked to People Magazine.

Correction to my previous post: The Work-It Wednesday happy hour at Bardog is Wednesday, August 5, not tonight.

Woot is having a Woot-off today. Normally, Woot offers one item per day that is a tremendous deal… however, once in a while they have a Woot-off and sell one item after another, throughout the day. They sell one at a time until supplies run out, then go on to the next item. Here’s a link to a site that will help you track Woot-offs (thanks to the Nuh-Uh Girl for posting the link on Twitter).

The Memphis Music and Heritage Festival is just over a month away, and the Center for Southern Folklore needs volunteers. If you want to help make this Labor Day weekend festival a success, contact Brian at the Center or hit them up on their Facebook page. They need volunteers for stage management, beer, food and merchandise sales, and logistics.

The Liberty Bowl has a new website. Check it out here.

This has been all over the news the past couple of days, but I’ll mention it for anyone who missed it – a new film company, Paper Moon Films, is making use of a new concept called “crowd funding” to produce its first of three low-budget feature films. The film will be called “Open Five” and will be directed by local director Kentucker Audley. To learn more about the film or to donate, go here. There will also be a fundraiser called “Love Letter to Memphis” on July 30 at Minglewood Hall.

Wow, the Power House has been loaded with events lately… here’s another one… a reception tomorrow night, Thursday, July 23, from 5:30 to 7 PM, for “Counter Narratives,” an exhibit that is the result of a 5-week collaboration between the Power House and inner-city teens who participated in this year’s Memphis Youth Leadership Program.

Our trivia team finished 3rd last night, upping our gift certificate total to $110 for the next party.

I’ve heard that the glass the Flying Saucer is selling for “buy the beer, keep the glass” night tonight is an unusually nice one. It’s a New Belgium brewing company glass (they make Skinny Dip, Fat Tire, 1554, and Mothership Wit). I have more glasses than I need already, but may stop by just to take a look. I’ll definitely be out somewhere… 80 degree days in July are too rare not to enjoy.

Looks like the Memphis Flyer is moving their “Work It Wednesday” happy hour around… and (edit: I had the date wrong, it’s August 5) it will be at Bardog Tavern! Good choice! The specials: $1 off wines by the glass, beer on tap, and house liquor; $1.50 PBR; $1.50 single slider burgers. Happy hour is from 5 to 7.

At last Wednesday’s “Work It Wednesday” at the Silly Goose, I ran into MPACT Memphis Executive Director Gwyn Fisher, who gave me some exciting news that I wasn’t allowed to blog at the time, but now can. After 8 years, MPACT is getting their own space! They spent their first four years in the Emerge Memphis incubator, followed by 4 years sharing a tiny space in the Falls Building. Now, however, they have a space of their own at 506 South Main. On July 31 for Trolley Tour night, they will celebrate with a big party beginning at 6 PM. Live music, art, food, and a drink called the “MPACTini.” Free food? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up.

I’m wearing my Pink Pig T-shirt from Shelton Clothiers today. I’ve seen a lot people wearing them this week… they’re really becoming a fashion trend Downtown. Shelton, by the way, is having a Made to Measure suit sale ($100 off) through August 15.

Time to head to trivia. Hopefully the pink pig shirt will bring me good luck.