Bum patrol turning Downtown’s panhandlers into night owls

Last night I worked on my newest online store concept until about 10, then went out to Itta Bena for a couple of drinks.  Then I moved on to McGuinness for several more drinks.  About 2 I decided I was hungry, and decided to give Denny’s a shot the second night in a row.

I crossed the intersection at Second and Union… crossed north, then waited on the light to change to cross east.  While waiting, one of the bums who HATES me spotted me from across the street and started cussing me out.  I’ve noticed that this guy has turned into more of a night owl lately, and can be spotted panhandling from Court Square all the way to South Main from about 11 PM on.  Not coincidentally, 11 PM is when the new Downtown safety/anti-panhandling patrol goes off duty.

So anyway, the guy saw me and thought I committed the unforgivable crime of “looking at him.”  (Actually, I was looking at the light, waiting on it to change.)  So he jaywalked cat-a-corner across Union, nearly getting hit by two cars, to get right in my face and cuss me out.  He’s been in a bad mood lately… this is the guy who used to panhandle with his baby mama and months-old baby, until the baby mama got smart and left his ass.

Denny’s was surprisingly good again.  Had scrambled eggs with bits of bacon, sausage, and ham crumbled into them, along with 2 sausage links, 2 strips of bacon, 2 pancakes, and hashbrowns (I can just see my health guru AL shaking her head in disapproval).  This time the place was packed and I assumed I was doomed to a 35-40 minute wait for my food… no, they had it out in only 12 minutes.  I’ve been so impressed with the service that I’ve tipped 50% each of the past two nights.

People-watching was good too.  Looked like mostly the crowd on their way home from Beale Street.  Looked like some had been on the street itself, others in 152 and Alfred’s if I had to guess.  A lot of the girls were drunk and their makeup was running and their tube top dresses were on crooked.

Oh and I discovered that the hotel Denny’s is in has an unsecured wireless network, so I was able to jump on with my cell phone and check my Gmail.  Hmmm maybe I’ll bring my laptop up there and work sometime.

On the way out, I had an encounter with a different bum.  This is the guy who used to charge people to park in metered spaces on Beale (well, that’s a lot of them, but this guy was the worst).  Bum patrol has largely shut him down too, so he has also shifted his activities to late night.  Several times I’ve observed him show up at the corner of Second and Union between 11 and midnight and just stand there – not actively panhandling, and he can’t run parking scams there because there are no metered spaces nearby.  He’s just… there.  Makes me wonder what he’s up to.

On the agenda today:  More work on my next online store… trip to East Memphis to shop for shirts… closing night party at Dan McGuinness tonight.

Friday evening update: Locate stories and poems, hot dog vendor, strapless bikinis at Tube Top Boutique, Cats contest

Came across an interesting site today… have you ever tried to locate a story, or poem, or novel, but you didn’t know its title or author? Maybe you only knew its plotline, or a line from a poem, or a memorable quote. Well, the Library of Congress has a site that will help you find the author and title based on those kinds of searches. Check it out here.

In yesterday’s lunchtime post, I talked about a vendor in Court Square who sells really good hot dogs and Polish sausages. Well, it turns out Memphis Limelight had a post in the works about the same vendor, and it’s now up and she provides a lot more information than my post did. Not only does the guy sell hot dogs, but he’s also an artist with a gallery on South Main.

Last week, I had several females request that I add a strapless bikini top section to the Tube Top Boutique online store. “Women who wear tube tops don’t want tan lines showing,” they told me, “so we need to tan in strapless bathing suits. Also, strapless bikinis offer greater coverage than strapped ones usually do, so a lot of women like them for that reason.” Let it never be said that I don’t listen to my readers. The strapless bikini section has now been added to the store.

If you’re interested in Cats the musical, the Orpheum is running a contest where you can win 4 tickets to the Friday, June 20 opening performance.  “Especially good for families,” the theater points out.  Check out the Orpheum’s blog for details on how to enter.

All right, time to head out… may poke my head in the Saucer, but Itta Bena, the Red Rooster, and next-to-last-night at McGuinness are more likely to be on my agenda.

Friday update

One of the information sources I use frequently is MySpace. People can post “bulletins” for all their MySpace friends to read… I often get info on what’s happening at places like EP’s, Calhoun’s, and the Red Rooster this way.

One thing I absolutely HATE, though, is when people post multiple bulletins about the same event in a 24-hour period. Only the 10 most recent bulletins display (you can view more, but you have to click a link, which is a lot of work for someone as lazy as I am), and if someone posts a bunch of bulletins in a short time, it causes other people’s bulletins to drop out of the most recent 10. Missed information.

So I have a rule, which I’ve expressed on this blog before, that I will de-friend any MySpace user who posts more than 3 bulletins on the same topic in a 24-hour time period. I’ve been lax about enforcing that rule, but this morning I had to, when one of my MySpace friends posted SEVEN bulletins about her boyfriend’s band’s upcoming show. Seven. That’s ridiculous.  That’s not going to draw seven times more people, and it may even draw less than otherwise because it makes the band look desperate to get people to show up.

Anyway, on to the news… one of the things I learned through MySpace bulletins is that hair band cover band Aquanet will play EP’s Saturday night. I’ve gone on and on about them on the blog before… if you’re into Bon Jovi, Ratt, Poison, Motley Crue, etc. you need to check them out. Bet they’re going to sound awesome on EP’s stage. Not sure I’ll make it because of Dan McGuinness’ closing party, but if I didn’t have emotional ties to McGuinness, EP’s is where I would be.

The newest edition of Web browser Firefox, named Firefox 3, will be released Tuesday, June 17.  Firefox is trying to set a world record for number of downloads in one day.  Details about that here.  Looking forward to the release… Firefox is a much better browser than Internet Explorer.

The Commercial Appeal doesn’t know where Downtown is.  I woke up this morning to the headline CRIME REPORT: Man shot in Downtown Memphis and quickly clicked on the link, disturbed about shootings in my neighborhood.  Once I saw the story, though, I realized it wasn’t a Downtown shooting after all… it was at 40 North Claybrook.  That’s one block west of Cleveland, which is either on the western edge of Midtown or the eastern edge of the medical center district, depending on how you look at it.  In no way would it be considered Downtown.  My former BFF lives around the corner from there, and she describes herself as living in Midtown.  Way to look even more out of touch, CA. 

Probably a good thing gay bar J. Wag’s closed before my former BFF moved to that neighborhood… people might see her walking around and mistake her for a drag queen.

Thankfully, the CA did a better job of reporting on the new Warhol exhibit at the Brooks.  Check out this article by arts writer Skipford M. Blank, and the exhibit itself, if you’re into pop art.

Also in the CA this morning:  The county has voted to withhold tens of millions in funding for the Memphis City Schools.  The state has now reacted by threatening to withhold hundreds of millions.  Hey, guys, is anyone looking out for the kids here?  The more I read, the happier I am that I left my programming job at MCS last year.  I remember when I got hired and my mother was all happy because I had a “safe, secure” job.  Not looking so safe and secure now, between funds being withheld, and King Willie threatening to take over the school district and fire all the employees and make them all re-apply for their positions.  What a disaster.

More news on Dan McGuinness… the Memphis Business Journal, after seeing my blog post, called and confirmed that they are indeed closing Saturday.  The owner told the MBJ that they intend to return Downtown with the Dan McGuinness concept “sooner, rather than later” at a yet-to-be-determined location.  Speculation is that Muvico’s closing will not be far behind, but Muvico and Belz did not return the MBJ’s calls.

Time to get to work.  My stomach didn’t explode from the meal I ate at Denny’s last night.  Here’s a link to their Denny’s All Nighter website.  Take a look at the people pictured on their front page… they all look wasted don’t they?  Hey, I just realized, I hung out at someplace even lamer than Atlas on a Thursday night!  I’ll admit that Atlas is better for tube top viewing though.

Probably another post later in the day.

Denny’s

Tonight I hung out at the Saucer from the time I got off work until the end of the Dempseys’ first set a 11:00.  Needless to say I was hammered.

Upon leaving I decided to go someplace I haven’t gone in years:  Denny’s at Third and Union, open 24 hours.  I ordered one of their combo breakfasts.  Last time I went there (2003 probably) it took 35 minutes to get my food.  This time?  7 minutes.  I timed it.

I’ve thought about this before… about 4 months ago I came up with The Ultimate First Date in my mind.  It consists of 1) The Cove; 2) Raiford’s; 3) Denny’s.  Details:

1)  Get to The Cove about 9-10.  Order food, drinks, whatever.  See if she figures out how unique the place is, and not just a place to get drunk.  The decor, the drink menu, the movies, conversations with the bartenders are all giveaways.

2) Raiford’s around 12-1.  This is slightly early to go to Raiford’s and assumes it’s her first time.  Gives her time to accilimate herself to the place.  If she says, “This sucks, can we go to Senses?”, she’s FINISHED.

3) Denny’s.  This is not for the food (obviously it’s not going to win any awards) but to see if she can laugh.

Yes I just listed Denny’s as an ultimate date destination.

Yes I’m drunk… but I’ve thought about this not drunk many times.

Dan McGuinness closing

I just heard from a very credible source that Dan McGuinness Pub in the Peabody Place Mall is closing down and their last day will be this Saturday, June 14.  I also heard that a big party is planned for that night.

Of course, rumors have been flying that Peabody Place is going to close down and undergo major remodeling as additional hotel rooms for the Peabody and boutique shops that would appeal to Peabody guests on the first floor.  I had heard June 15 as the date a major announcement about it would be made.  Guess this is evidence that the shutdown is indeed on its way.

More details to come.

DOS EQUIS SPECIAL LAGER is the Fire Sale!!!

I received a text a little while ago that the my favorite beer at the Saucer, Dos Equis Special Lager, is today’s $2.75 Fire Sale.  That means I’ll have an especially extended stay today at the Saucer, rather than waiting to show up at 9:30 to catch the Dempseys.  My favorite band and my favorite beer… life is good.

Got a haircut at a new place at lunch… the creator of the Memphis Limelight blog referred me to Beckii at Rachel’s Salon in the 10 N. Main building.  She did a really good job, took a lot of the bulk out… but it’s still long compared to regular guys’ hair, which is what I wanted.  I’d highly recommend her if you’re looking for a new stylist.  Plus the location can’t be beat… I live at 10 S. Main, get my hair cut at 10 N. Main, and work at 22 N. Front.

While cutting my hair, Beckii recommended The Hot Dog Factory for lunch.  That’s the little hot dog cart in Court Square with the Heinz umbrella.  So I gave them a try.  I don’t expect much from a hot dog but they far exceeded expectations.  They grilled the dogs on a little mini-grill, complete with bun warmer, and they wrapped the kraut in foil and put it on the grill too.  Then they added onions, relish, and mustard (they have ketchup but I told them to hold the ketchup.  Ketchup on hot dogs = gross).  Got some gourmet chips too (Cape Cod jalapeno and aged cheddar).  Their menu says they also have Polish sausage, a Memphis dog with BBQ sauce, a Chicago style dog, and a burger.  They also have combos with chips/BBQ beans and drink.  Check it out if you pass by Court Square at lunchtime.  Now that the Downtown safety patrol is in place, you won’t even have to be worried about bums harassing you while your dogs cook.

Got an e-mail that I forgot an item on the Thursday night “what’s going on” post:  The Orpheum is showing Breakfast at Tiffany’s at 7:00.  “We’re doing that for Girls’ Night,” my reader wrote, “and we’ll have tube top dresses on.  I’m trying to get them to come to the Saucer for the Dempseys afterward.”  Yay for tube dresses!  Yes, come to the Saucer!  Don’t go to Atlas!

All right, time to get back to work.  Four hours and change to go until it’s Dos Equis Lager time!

The Thursday “what’s going on tonight” post

Here’s a look at what’s going on tonight:

  • Cowboy Mouth with opening act Thanks for Nothing at the Peabody rooftop, 6-10 PM.  This is a “name” band so expect more than the usual $5 cover.  Also, lines will be long, so if you’re a rooftop regular you might want to get there an hour earlier than usual.
  • Eric Hughes Blues Band on the Madison rooftop, 5:30-10:30 PM.
  • Q107.5 patio party with Garry Goin & G3 at EP Delta Kitchen, 9:30-’til.
  • Jazz with Andrew Sharp and Matt Gooden on the rooftop terrace of the River Inn of Harbor Town, starting at 6:30 PM.  Rooftop parties have come to Mud Island!  Also, Tug’s restaurant in the Inn will be doing Ladies’ Night with half-off drinks for ladies.
  • The Dempseys at the Flying Saucer, 9:30-’til, $3 cover.
  • Dova Grove at the Red Rooster, and it’s also Ladies’ Night with no cover for ladies, trip giveaways, etc.
  • Brad Webb and Friends at Ground Zero Blues Club, 7:30 PM.
  • ’80s for the Ladies Night at Hollywood Disco (formerly Raiford’s), 9 PM-’til, mixed drinks available as well as their signature drink, quarts of Bud Light.
  • Amateur Night at Club Lame… I mean, Ladies’ Night at Club Atlas.  People who go to this thing think they’re partying like rock stars.  People who actually do party like rock stars laugh at people who go to Atlas.
  • Trivia Night at TJ Mulligan’s Pinch, 8 PM.

I’ll be at the Saucer for The Dempseys, of course.  I think I may grab a drink at the Peabody lobby bar and people-watch for an hour or so before that.  With temps in the mid-90s there should be some good tube top watching there.

I forgot to mention in my previous post, recapping this week’s Memphis Flyer, that Best Pool Partner Ever Lauren was quoted in the article about Calhoun’s.  I may have kicked my original BFF to the curb, but my original BPPE is still going strong.

Possibly another post to come today, we’ll see…

Wed. night SOBER post: New pool/billiards store, reading the Flyer so you don’t have to, and more

That’s right, I’m posting at 11:46 PM and you’re not getting a drunk post.  I stayed home tonight.  Had a good reason for doing so though… the night off game me the time to finish work on my newest online store, How to Learn Pool.  This is an Amazon.com storefront which combines pool and billiards training aids, books, videos and more into an easy-to-shop online store.  It also carries a complete line of billiard equipment, from cubes of chalk all the way up to 8-foot tables.  Since orders are handled by Amazon, the store uses their state-of-the-art secure checkout system.

Learning a lot building these things… starting to master the software used to build these stores, and with each one I’m learning to SEO (search engine optimize) them better.  I already have an idea for the next store.  Where the previous ones have had somewhat of a limited appeal to my blog’s readership (tube tops, Romania, pro wrestling, pool), the next one will be centered around a theme that is near and dear to many Downtowners.  So check back… I’m projecting June 20-25 as the launch date for that one.

Let’s see what’s going on in the Memphis Flyer this week… the Memphis Daily News is launching a new free weekly paper, the Weekly News.  It will be purely editorial in content, with a cover story, restaurant review, and cultural review.  75% of the content will be lifted from Daily News editorials, and the other 25% will be fresh content.

Onix, the chicken & waffles place at Main and Huling, is starting a new happy hour called The Release on Tuesdays from 6 to 10.  Featured spoken word artist weekly, music by DJ Manus, 2 for 1 wells, house wines, and domestic beers.

The Majestic Grille now has the Sunday comics.  No, not the paper (well, they usually have that too, at the bar), but rather, movies.  They’ll be showing classic cartoons and silent movie shorts on their 18″ Majestic Screen every Sunday during brunch 11-3.  You can watch cartoons and comedies while you eat Smoked Salmon Hashbrowns, Frittatas, French Toast, and more.  Hey, wait a minute… how come the Majestic’s ad didn’t mention one of the most popular items on the menu, the JOHN D BREAKFAST???  Someone dropped the ball on that ad.  John D:  “Yeah Paul… and the ad also failed to mention they have Bud Light at the bar!”

Be sure to pick up a copy of the Flyer and check their “Food News” column on page 49… good stories on the Downtown Blue Monkey finally opening their doors, and on the upcoming name change at Calhoun’s Sports Bar & Grill.

In other news… the Nuh-Uh Girl was in Huey’s Monday night, and she picked up a pickle and dipped it in ketchup and ate it.  Everyone at the table was going, “Ew, gross!” except one guy who said, “She does that all the time, don’t you read Paul’s blog?”  Then the Nuh-Uh Girl started to eat a burger.  The guy said, “I wish I had my camera, I’d take a pic of the Nuh-Uh Girl eating and e-mail it to Paul!”  My blog has turned her into a celebrity.

Had a good lunch at Sawaddii – the curry fried rice.  I’m going to start going there for take-out more often.  Their lettuce wraps are awesome, I’ll get those next time.

I’ll do a “what’s going on Thursday night” post tomorrow, but advance warning about the Peabody:  Cowboy Mouth is playing.  I walked through the lobby when they played the rooftop last year, and there was a LONG line waiting on elevators by 7 PM (usually it hasn’t even begun to get crowded at that hour).  Also, if I remember correctly, they charged $15 cover for Cowboy Mouth rather than the usual $5 last year.

Guess I’ll hit Publish and go to bed now.  Wonder if my body even remembers how to fall asleep without the assistance of our old friend alcohol.  It’s after midnight as I type this and I’m not even tired yet.

Wed update: Father’s Day glass, Mpact events, children’s health care, and Obama’s strategy

This is kind of late notice, but tonight is the Father’s Day “buy the beer, keep the glass” night at the Flying Saucer. This year’s honored father: Darth Vader. I haven’t seen the glass but have been told it’s pretty cool. Attn UFO Club members: The “important Beer Goddess video message” sent today contained another one of those quizzes where if you get 7 out of 10, you get a $5 gift certificate, redeemable tomorrow only. So I’ll get to drink some free beer while I listen to the Dempseys tomorrow night.

Attn Saucer:  How many more years is it going to be before we see an official Tube Top Month glass in June?  If you don’t believe there’d be interest ask me about the TubeTopalooza party I’m planning on my rooftop… and most of the people excited about it are females.

Mpact Memphis has a couple of interesting events coming up. On Tuesday, June 17, they’ll hold a Which Way Up? Elevating Education in Memphis forum with MCS school board president Tomeka Hart, Teach for America director Bradley Leon, and Promise Academy Charter School principal Blakeley Wallace will be the featured guests. They will share their ideas and they’ll also be interested in hearing yours. It will be held at Hope & Healing (1115 Union) at 6 PM.

Mpact’s monthly dinner club is taking a trip to a Downtown favorite, Pearl’s Oyster House, on Thursday, June 19. Great seafood, great restaurant, great bands on the weekends. For more info on these events and others check out Mpact’s … er, oops, I was about to direct you to their website and got “website coming soon.”

Four-year-old Midtowner Anna Ives, treated at LeBonheur for a brain tumor last year, is going to Washington with her dad Zac to ask Congressional leaders to support measures for children’s health care. Zac is the co-owner of Goner Records and has a blog about the trip that you can read here.

Time Magazine had a good article today about how Barack Obama is taking the campaign fight to all 50 states this year, rather than just the 20 or so “toss-up” states that polls indicate could go either way. By doing this, he may not win the traditionally “red” states in the South and West, but he may create more of a coattail effect allowing Democratic candidates for Senate, Congress, and local races in those states to gather steam. He may also force John McCain to divert resources to defend states that are currently believed safe for the Republicans, taking McCain’s attention away from the toss-ups. Hope the strategy works… RealClearPolitics still shows Obama with a thin 272-266 electoral vote lead if no states were toss-ups. Would like to see Obama get up above the 300 mark in the projections. Not that I think that McCain would be a bad president, but I believe Obama is a once-in-a-generation leader, as TR, FDR, and JFK were. (All the great presidents of the last 100 years are nicknamed with their initials… Barack’s would be BO… hmmm that wouldn’t be too good.)

That’s it for now… not going out after work, want to build websites for a while. If I do go out it’ll probably be 10 or later.

South Main Association meeting recap: Downtown Memphis retail plan, grocery store recruitment, and much much more

Took 12 pages of notes at the South Main Association meeting. This is going to be a long one.

– Talked to Lisa Brumleve from the CCC before the meeting started. She told me she ate at Pa Pa Pia’s, the Italian restaurant on Union, last week and had a very positive experience there. She said they do a ton of business in pizza to-go orders. You know, I don’t know why I never think of the place for take-out pizza, it’s only 2 blocks from where I live.

Downtown Condo Connection provided the space, wine, food, beer and music for the meeting. They are the information center for ALL Downtown condos, are located in the 420 S. Front building, and are open 7 days a week.

420 South Front has 36 condo units – 28 sold since the conversion was completed last year, 8 still remaining.

– They had complimentary Bud Light for members. John D: “Wha… Bud Light? Paul, do you think they’ll let me join the South Main Association even though I have a house in Midtown?”

– Andy Kitsinger and Lisa Brumleve from the CCC came up to speak about the CCC’s retail plan for Downtown.

– In the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s, over 200 pedestrian malls were built on North American. Only about 30 have not been reopened to vehicular traffic. People who have studied the malls have concluded it was a “terrible mistake,” according to the speakers, to close off the streets. Even the malls that have been the most successful, such as those in Denver and Minneapolis, and being considered for conversion back to allow traffic.

– Downtown is growing 9.8% per year, or about 2,000 people annually.

– Forbes.com named Downtown Memphis a top place for singles. Hmmm, I can’t dispute that, there is certainly some god tube top viewing on the streets of Downtown in the summer months.

– One-third of people moving Downtown are from other states or countries.

– There more than 3,000 condos Downtown, with another 1,800 in the works (that’s an awful lot, in my opinion). More than 5,000 apartments with another 600 in the works. Apartment occupancy rate is 92%. I can believe it… I had a friend who moved here from Atlanta last month, and she couldn’t find a place in any of the buildings I recommended and had to get a place in Germantown.

– Office space is cheap down here. $16.58 per square foot average, compared with $21.04/SF for East Memphis and $21.49/SF for the Nonconnah corridor.

– The Downtown Hampton Inn is the highest-grossing Hampton Inn in the U.S.

– There are 40,000 parking spaces Downtown… and, I’d like to add, several hundred bums who will be happy to show you one of those spaces and charge you to park there.

– The CCC did a block by block survey, and based on the results estimates Downtown redevelopment to be 35-40% complete.

– Their retail plan calls for an eclectic mix of retail storefronts and signage. They want unique and different, displays that are engaging, with Memphis personality. They don’t want “vanilla ice cream.”

– Potential retailers should reach out to the CCC about incentive plans. “A conversation today may be a store a year from now,” they said.

– Audience members asked what had been done to recruit a grocery store Downtown. This was quite a point of contention/argument and several audience members spoke passionately about the subject. One audience member pointed out that there are dozens of little podunk towns in TN, AR, and MS that have populations of 7,000 and have two grocery stores. Downtown has a population of 28,000 and does not even have one (he kind of overlooked Miss Cordelia’s, but it’s questionable whether that can be called a true Downtown grocery when it’s not accessible from the trolley line).

Another person responded that you’re going to see neighborhood grocery stores come in here, not big-box ones. Incentives for these are being worked on. In Cordova or Collierville, your neighborhood grocery store might be 3, 4 miles away. Schnucks in Midtown is 2 1/2 miles from Downtown.

An audience member asked if the CCC has even courted big chains like Kroger and Schnucks. He pointed out that Atlanta has a Publix in its Downtown, but it’s scaled down and is a boutique grocery. Someone should go there, he said, see what they’ve done, and present a plan based on that to the big retailers.

Andy Kitsinger from the CCC said they had discussions with all the major retailers including Kroger, Schnucks and Publix. He said there’s an urban prototype and a suburban prototype, and we have to be careful what we wish for or we may get the suburban protoype with a 7 acre parking lot. Urban models cost more. Retailers look at the number of people, per capita income, how long they are going to stay in the area. Whole Foods actually has this type of info on their website, he said. They also look at what else is around – there are 6 supermarkets within an 8-minute drive of Downtown.

Andy further said the incentives are there for both the property owner and developer, if they can find the right fit. He said they have 8-10 places Downtown where land can be assembled for a 3-4 acre site. But, he cautioned, “Retailers are not risk-takers.” Boy is that the truth. I’ve been lobbying Walgreens at Main and Madison to stay open later than 8 at night for YEARS now, but they won’t do it because their “profitability studies” indicate it won’t be a success.

“Not that it’s a substitute, but that’s one of the reasons we started a Farmer’s Market, even if it’s only one day a week,” the CCC people added.

The grocery issue generated so much discussion that the SMA leaders asked if they could continue the conversation after the meeting, in order to keep things moving along. After the meeting one of the attendees approached me and said he thought lobbying for a grocery store should be the major focus of my blog from now on. It’s important, but I haven’t chased all the bums out of here yet. And not ’til the end of June anyway, because right now tube tops are the #1 focus.

– A retailer on the Main Street Mall was asked his opinion about opening the mall to vehicular traffic. “There are more trolley stops in the core than there are in South Main,” he cautioned. “That may slow up traffic.” That said, he admitted he was still undecided and wanted to hear more before he makes up his mind.

There won’t be street parking on the Main Street Mall if opened to traffic, the CCC people said.

Andy Kitsinger: “They want to drive by and see your front door, then find a parking space and come back.”

– A South Main business owner asked why there were no signs in the train station letting people know about all the wonderful shops and things to do in the area, and in the Downtown core a short trolley ride away? Many people sit in the train station for hours, and have plenty of time to venture out and explore Memphis, but they don’t know what’s there.

A SMA representative responded that it’s being worked on, but there are a lot of opinions and a lot of bureaucracy, a lot of people with ideas on how signage should be done. All those opinions have to be resolved. Also, someone has to foot the bill. It’s going to happen, but it’s not reasonable to expect it tomorrow.

Andy Kitsinger followed up that activity and foot traffic are the most important things. If people see activity and foot traffic, they will be drawn there. Those things are more important than signage.

– Another South Main business owner, who has had a store for 6 years, raised two points that she thought were “nuts and bolts” of getting retail to work in South Main.

First of all, she said, there are no parking lots on South Main. People are intimidated to come there because they don’t know where to park. We need a lot, she said, with prominent “Parking” signs. Another SMA member commented that people from East Memphis come down here, and if they can’t find an open spot on South Main, they leave because they’re afraid to park on the side streets.

Secondly, she said, the litter, the trash on South Main, is a huge problem. She spends 30 minutes picking up beer bottles and other trash outside her shop every Sunday morning.

– Another South Main resident commented about the Downtown safety patrols that have been put in place to curb panhandling. She noted that the southern boundary of the patrol’s area is around Beale/Linden and many of the bums have figured that out and have started panhandling in South Main. Andy Kitsinger said it’s a matter of funding. They have to find private businesses willing to fund the patrols if the CCC is to be able to expand them.

A business owner on Monroe commented that he’s gone an entire month without as many as 3 panhandlers coming in his store, which he said was a tremendous improvement. He complimented the CCC and the new safety patrol on their fine work.

– SMA members get free Boscos beer and grilled food every month at Trolley Tour.

– SMA needs “resident representatives” to print flyers that are e-mailed out and post them on apartment and condo bulletin boards. Hard to get the word out about meetings and events when most of the buildings down here are controlled access.

– They talked about an “adopt a block” program to fight litter. “We need to get people to take ownership,” they said.

– SMA’s website is in a state of flux. They’re re-doing it (if you look at it you may recognize the default WordPress template) and it will take about a month to get everything there. The advantage is that it will be much easier for SMA to reach members with the new site, and keep it current and informative.

Memphis Farmers Market is hosting dinners around town – next one is at Circa on Sunday, June 22.

– MIFA is holding a “Feed the Soul” preview at the September trolley tour, with a preview of art work, a live radio remote, choirs, and a MIFA information table. This is the preview to the Feed the Soul Celebration to be held at The Warehouse October 2.

…And that’s the recap. Sitting at the Saucer blogging this. It is really crowded in here for a Tuesday.

All right, back to my work building online stores until my battery dies. Next store should be rolled out by week’s end.