Ash Wednesday

It’s Ash Wednesday, the beginning of Lent.  Of course, during Lent we are supposed to sacrifice, to give up something we enjoy.  I’ve thought about this long and hard and have come to a decision:  For Lent I will give up Abita Turbo Dog. Everyone knows how much I love Turbo Dog, and I’m going to deny it to myself for 40 days.  Sacrifices have to be made this time of year.

The CA reports that Ear Tumor Guy has been arrested for the 4th time this year for indecent exposure.  (Scroll down to the second story in the crime report to read)  I’ve seen this guy panhandling Downtown ever since I’ve been down here.  Apparently bumming isn’t his only hobby – he also likes to pull down his pants and play with his pee-pee in the area around Beale and the FedExForum.  Lovely.  If you walk around Downtown you’ll run into this guy eventually – look for his sport jackets, the likes of which have not been seen since Charles Nelson Reilly was a regular on Match Game ’76.

Check back for a news update about a new place opening in the Downtown core.  I got e-mailed a rumor about this from a very credible source, and just want to walk over and confirm it for myself before I post.  I will say that it’s someone who has operated a very successful business Downtown in the past.

Time to take a walk around the block…

Tuesday drinking holidays

I just looked at the calendar and noticed that the three big party holidays this time of year – Fat Tuesday, St. Patrick’s Day, and Cinco de Mayo – all fall on Tuesday in 2009.  Of course, Fat Tuesday is always on a Tuesday, but this year the other days are as well.  Hmmm… I’d venture a guess that Tuesday is usually the day of the week when the least people go out.  Wonder how wild and crazy it’ll get.

Of course, the major St. Pat’s celebration Downtown is on Beale Street the weekend before, when they have the big parade and Silky hoists that goat up on the platform.  Weather has a lot to do with it.  If it’s unseasonably warm (70s-80s) then there will be a huge crowd.  If it’s colder than normal (50s) the crowd will be thinned out a good deal.  There are advantages to both.  I catch more beads thrown from the parade floats if it’s cold, but on the other hand if it gets warm then we usually get to see the first tube tops of the season.

St. Pat’s day itself falls on a trivia night.  Wonder if the Saucer will even do trivia that night… if they do I will likely skip it.  St. Pat’s tends to be the biggest amateur night of the year after New Year’s Eve, and the Saucer will fill up with frat kids and douchebags.  I probably won’t go there, or if I do I doubt my stay will be more than an hour.

Fortunately, there are three good locals’ bar choices that have sprung up in the past year, Bardog Tavern, Silly Goose, and Voodoo Room, that will probably hold my attention that night.  Silky’s is always an option as well, but it gets super crowded for St. Pat’s.  If the weather is nice and the patio is open, maybe.  If everyone is packed to the gills inside, I’ll look elsewhere.

I’ll miss McGuinness on St. Pat’s.  Well, a little anyway, until I remember how stupid expensive their beers were last year.

For Cinco de Mayo, great weather is pretty much guaranteed, and I’ll tell you why… it’s the Tuesday after Music Fest.  That means it will be rainy and barely into the 60s Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, but then by Tuesday it will be sunny and probably around 89 for the high.  My favorite blogger/MILF has always said that Cinco de Mayo is a better holiday than St. Pat’s, and I agree, not only because of the weather but because there are fewer people out, and usually more mature and experienced drinkers.

Still planning to see what Bardog has got going on for Fat Tuesday tonight, then get to the Saucer in time for the drawing for the Fat Tire bike.

Productive morning this morning… I got up at 4 AM and cranked out a 34-page piece of documentation, complete with screen captures, that I’ve been dreading having to do.  That makes up for yesterday, when I got frustrated, gave up early in the afternoon, and downloaded one of those online poker applications from PokerStars.net.  That’s the one that lets you play for free – with the .com version you play with real money.

Wow the players in those free poker rooms are bad – really, really bad.  My competition at Buzztime Poker at Calhoun’s look like finalists at WSOP compared to the clowns I see online.  I’m not sure I can even hone my poker skills at tables full of people making such idiotic moves.  One had 4-2 unsuited, and the flop came down QQJ.  He stayed in through the final card… which would’ve been a smooth move if he’d been betting and raising in order to bluff, but this guy was simply checking and calling ’til the end.  Why?  Maybe he just enjoyed handing other people money.  I’d be running for the hills if I held that hand and saw that flop… if I even stuck around to see the flop at all.

Don’t know… maybe I’ll deposit a little money in a pay-to-play site and try my luck there.  Surely people wouldn’t be doing such dumb things if their real money was at risk.  Any recommendations for poker sites?  I know there are a lot out there.  Guess I’m partial to PokerStars because a former co-worker of mine won a tournament on that site and his prize was a seat at WSOP and an all-expense-paid trip to Vegas.  He made it to the second day, then got wiped out, but still, how many people can say they got to play at the World Series of Poker for free?

Back to the grind… gotta crank out a second 34 pages of documentation before I go out tonight, to get my current project back on track.  By the time I make it to Bardog, I’m going to be ready for that beer.

Two Mardi Gras parties at Downtown bars

Just a reminder that Bardog Tavern is having a Mardi Gras party for Fat Tuesday.  Or at least I’m assuming they are, because they ran an ad in the Flyer mentioning Fat Tuesday with their dog mascot in a Mardi Gras mask.  “Throw me some beads, I’ll throw you a bone,” read the ad.  So I’m guessing something fun will be going on.  I’m assuming it will still be pint night up there, with all pints $3.

I may skip the first hour of trivia and run by Bardog to see what’s going on up there.  I’ll definitely have to be back at the Flying Saucer by 9, though, because the Saucer is also celebrating Fat Tuesday and will be giving away the Fat Tire bike they’ve had hanging in the corner for a month.  You must be present to win the bike, so if you’ve handed in Fat Tire receipts to enter, be sure to be there.  A manager told me they advertised a 9 PM time for the drawing, but it will probably be some time after that… just make sure you’re there not long after 9 if you’re interested in the bike.

I’ll be at both events with beads on.  Oddly, I haven’t heard of much else going on for Fat Tuesday… Silky’s is never a bad choice for that kind of a celebration, if you’re looking for an alternative to the two places listed above.

As I type this, it’s 5:16 PM on Monday though… time to hit Publish and head to Pint Nite.

Circa brunch review

Yesterday a few of the brunch crew and I tried Circa by John Bragg.

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Pictured above is the dish I ordered, the Eggs Victor, which is a variation of Eggs Benedict with lump crabmeat, caviar, and hollandaise sauce atop poached eggs on muffins.

I had run into John the night before at Bardog, and he attempted to explain the difference between Circa’s brunch and the brunches I’ve been going to lately (Slim’s and Majestic).  “Price-wise, yeah, my dishes are a few dollars more than the places you’ve been going,” he told me.  “But at my restaurant, you get value.  You get your choice of a side item with any brunch entree, which would be $5 a la carte.  You also get a big basket of muffins and biscuits, which some restaurants don’t provide with brunch entrees.  When you eat at my brunch, you won’t leave hungry.”

That proved to be true.  The Eggs Victor was $16, but the bartender told me I could have my choice of any side item on the list.  “Even the meats?” I asked, and he nodded yes.  So I went with the sausage, and as you can see in the pic above I got a generous helping of 4 large links.  There was also a side salad on my plate.  In addition, the brunch included a basket of muffins and biscuits with butter and jelly.  The muffins were fruit flavored and were some of the best I’ve ever had.  I believe the potatoes, pictured above, were a freebie from John and normally wouldn’t be included in the brunch price (although they’re one of the sides so I could’ve chosen them instead of the sausage).  They were excellent as well, mixed with celery and other vegetables.  John was right – the food was top notch, and there was so much of it that I couldn’t finish it.  It was more expensive, but dollar for dollar it delivers as much value as the places I’ve been going.

There was, however, a considerable price difference in the alcohol.  I’ve gotten used to the $2.50-$3.00 mimosa and Bloody Mary specials at Slim’s and Majestic.  No such specials at Circa – mimosas were $6.  Bloody Marys weren’t on the menu but I believe they’re around the same price.  “If you plan on ordering more than two mimosas, it makes sense to go ahead and get a bottle of champagne with set-ups for $14,” the bartender said.  That made sense, and $14 for the bottle is pretty competitive with other Downtown brunches.  But that meant I had to finish the entire bottle, which is a lot more than I’ve been drinking at brunch yesterday.  I ended up leaving about a quarter of it.

My verdict:  John was right about having top-quality food, and delivering enough of it so that you get a good value for the money.  I will go back there again on occasion, but only when I’m very hungry.  When I go back I’ll probably order a Coke rather than a drink so that my tab won’t grow so huge.

Next week for brunch:  No idea.  I’m going to continue to make my own decision about where to go for brunch, rather than feel like I have to follow the brunch crew’s official decision.  The Majestic is still the gold standard and there’s always a chance I’ll be there.  Or maybe back to Slim’s.  I also hear rumors that Bardog may be starting a brunch, and if they do I’ll certainly be willing to give them a try.

Now let’s discuss what happened once I left Circa and walked over to the Saucer.

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After all that food, I was nearly comatose, especially since I got up too late to go on my usual morning caffeine run before brunch.  For about 45 minutes I just sat in a chair trying not to fall asleep.  Finally I was coaxed onto the pool table.  I figured yesterday would be one of those days when I’d lose every game.  But miraculously, I won my first one.  Then my second.  Then… more.  I started to wake up as I won more games, and wondered if my record there (11 games won in a row) was within reach.  Pete (pictured above) showed up, having attended Soup Sunday, and I beat him to win game 7.  About an hour later, I got my 11th win, tying my record, and Pete had the next game.

… And Pete went down in flames again, giving me win number 12 and a new record.  I went on to win games 13, 14, and 15, and Pete’s turn came again.  This time Pete was finally able to get the win in a close game, ending my streak at 15 games and about three and a half hours on the table.  The way Pete was celebrating, you’d think he’d just won Powerball.  Somehow he had amnesia concerning the two losses from earlier in the day.  But, it’s all good.  Congrats to Pete on his fine victory.

By that time it was almost 5, and I once again had the hankering to play poker.  “Wonder if anyone’s playing at Calhoun’s?” I thought.

The good thing about Buzztime Poker is that even if no one in the bar is playing, you can play against “bots” with names like Jocko, Fuji, Violet, and Amber, and the chips you win still count toward your weekly and monthly chip totals.  So I played against the bots for a while, and then other people in the bar joined in and we selected the “remove bots” option so we could play against each other.  (The bots automatically leave the room as soon as the 4th human joins the game.)

I ended up staying until 12.  The poker game is incredibly addictive.  Owner Max and uber-regular Mikey have been trying for the past year to figure out how to get me in there more.  With Buzztime Poker they may have finally done it.  Trivia too.  This week I’m going to complete the transfer of my old Sleep Out Louie’s trivia points to Calhoun’s, which will put me second on the leaderboard, I believe.

I continued to hone my poker skills, but on the last game I got sloppy and Max went ahead of me in the chip count.  Once again I spent a half hour with a notebook this morning, analyzing what I did wrong.

My leather jacket absolutely reeks of smoke this morning thanks to Calhoun’s.  It smelled so bad that I left it at home when I went on my morning Mountain Dew run, walking down Main in only a T-shirt in 38 degrees.  I didn’t want any neighbors riding with me in the elevator or people standing behind me in line at Walgreens to be subjected to that smell.

Don’t forget that Calhoun’s is doing its “Monday Fun Day” tonight, with all drafts except PBR half off.  That means that most domestics are $1.50 and most premiums and imports are $2.50.

That probably won’t be enough to divert me from my regular Monday evening plans though… Pint Nite at the Saucer.  Almost 70 drafts for $2.75 a pint.  I’ll do three more beers toward my third plate, then drink Dos Equis Lager for the remainder of the evening.

Coming later today or early tomorrow: Fat Tuesday info.

Pics: Crawfish pie eating contest at Voodoo Room

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Chef Clint lays out the pies and fills the PBRtini glasses.

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Isn’t it a little unfair to have a chef from another restaurant in the pie-eating contest?  He could have had unlimited practice this week eating his own cooking.

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Ruchee proves that ladies can be competitve eaters too.

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Struggling to keep that last bite of pie down.  That’s the thing about this contest – if anyone’s crawfish pie came back up, you know it would be naaaaaaaasty.

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After the contest, Chad, Megan, Chuck, and Air Traffic Mike pose for a pic.  Feeling the effects of that PBR Chad?

The party died down before the second contest, the one offering giant beads as the prize to whoever showed the most “Mardi Gras spirit.”  And by “spirit” I mean… well, hopefully you know what I mean.  Boo to Suzy, Ruchee, and “Glo” for leaving before this contest.  If you three had been the finalists to “show the most spirit” I would have thought I’d died and gone to heaven.

Apologies to Aquanet/Red Rooster for not making it to the show as intended… life happened on the way there.  And by “life happened” I mean I was the beneficiary of several unexpected shots someone bought me at Bardog.

Court House Deli gets some well-deserved recognition in the CA

Weekday lunch spot the Court House Deli got its Cajun chili mentioned in the Commercial Appeal in Jennifer Biggs’ “Best Finds” column.  Glad to see the place getting some recognition – it’s an inexpensive little lunch spot that is one of Downtown’s gems.

When you order their chili, you’ll be asked if you want it “with everything” – that includes shredded cheese, onions, and jalapenos.  You can pick and choose from those toppings or get it plain.  Their other Cajun offerings are fantastic too – I’m most fond of their crawfish etoufee, and their jambalaya is tasty and spicy.  They also have gumbo and red beans and rice.

They have good sandwiches too, and also burgers and salads.  I’m quite fond of their mushroom swiss burger.  They pre-cook the patties in advance, so during the lunch rush you don’t have to wait a long time for your burger to come off the grill.  You can have a hot, juicy burger ready within about 2 minutes of the time you get to the register.  Their shrimp salad croissant is another one I order from time to time.  Nothing costs a lot of money there – you have to really be hungry to run a tab north of $6 at Court House.

It’s open only on weekdays, during lunch hours (sorry, I know that doesn’t do you much good on a Saturday).  It’s on Main between Madison and Monroe.

By the way, apologies to Ms. Biggs for saying that she got Orleans on Front’s bar hours wrong in her column – she got those from the restaurant’s website, which lists the same hours.

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The Red Rooster’s 1st birthday celebration continues tonight as Aquanet takes the stage.  Let me say it one more time:  Aquanet. Is. Awesome.  They’re an ’80s hair band cover band, and they do more than just perform the songs, they have the big hair and costumes and lights and everything.  Quite a spectacle, and the Rooster’s stage is a great place to hear them.  Most likely I’ll stop by the Rooster tonight and catch however much of Aquanet’s first set that I can, before it’s time to head to Orleans on Front/Voodoo Room‘s Mardi Gras party to observe their PBRtini and crawfish pie eating contest.

Yesterday afternoon got off to a boring start, as I had the pleasure of editing 72 domain records to get my College Logo Shopping sites back online.  All the individual college subdomains got knocked off when GoDaddy migrated my hosting account to a new server.  They’re back up now, so you can once again buy some Memphis Tigers stuff to support your team.

About 3 yesterday afternoon something really started to bother me.  A week and a day earlier, I had been at Calhoun’s for their weekly Buzztime Poker tournament, and I was basically handing out free chips to Benjie and Chuck, the two best players, given the way that I was playing.  “Those guys are good, but I should at least be able to go toe-to-toe with them,” I thought to myself.  So I took out a notebook and wrote for an hour and a half, analyzing what I had done wrong and what habits I need to change when I play.

Then I headed to the Saucer for a beer and a conversation with Air Traffic Mike.  From there it was on to the Red Rooster for their crawfish boil.  Some info about the Rooster that I’ll pass along:

  • The crawfish boil wasn’t just a one-time thing for their birthday.  They’re going to do it every Friday night, $15 for all you can eat, while crawfish are in season, 6 to 9 PM.
  • They have PBR back on tap!!!!!
  • I found out more about their Wednesday trivia night.  It’s run by memphistrivia.com and the prizes are $50/$20/$10.

The way the crawfish boil works is, you pay the entry fee and get a wristband.  The wristbands are merely to verify that people eating crawfish have paid, so that you don’t get two people trying to split a box on one entry fee.  You get a ticket which you trade in for a box of crawfish.  If you want a refill, you can go to back to the door, show your wristband, and they’ll give you another ticket.  You can do that as often as you want a refill for the duration of the crawfish boil.

The Rooster does their crawfish right.  When I handed in my ticket and a styrofoam box came back, I found that it was filled with not only crawfish but also with a tater, corn on the cob, onions, and a miniature smoked sausage that had been marinating in the pot with the mudbugs.  Very nice!  Crawfish were on the small side but it’s very early in the season, so they will get bigger soon.

I had the time wrong – I thought it started at 5, but if I’d read the flyers they put out, I would’ve seen the correct start time of 6.  Still, though, at 6:10 Sam told me “we’ll have the crawfish out in about 15 minutes.”  Actually, it was 6:40 before the first ones came out of the pot.  Hopefully they’ll get a little more punctual in future weeks.

The Rooster was decorated with birthday stuff.  Sam was wearing a “happy birthday” Tiara.  When he got in the booth to DJ, I nicknamed him “DJ Tiara” and texted it to the Rooster’s video message board.  Soon after, Sam took the tiara off.  Did I make Sam self-conscious?  I didn’t think such a thing was possible.

Stayed there for two boxes of crawfish and a couple of PBRs.  My planned next stop was the Saucer to try Lazy Magnolia’s special-brew sweet potato beer, but the poker itch was really getting to me.  “I wonder if anyone’s playing Buzztime Poker at Calhoun’s?” I thought.  So I walked down there, and sure enough, a few people were.  I played until midnight, using the strategy I devised in the notes I had taken earlier in the day, and did dramatically better, ending up on both the weekly and monthly “chip leader” boards by the time I left.  I also noticed a few mistakes I was still making that cost me large pots, and will work on those next time.  My goal is to be able to hold my own against anyone in poker (at least in Downtown Memphis) by the end of the year.

Max told me that Calhoun’s is going to do a weekly crawfish boil soon too, probably on Sunday afternoons.  He doesn’t have a start date in mind yet.  He asked me about the size of the crawfish I’d eaten at the Rooster and said he’s going to wait for them to get bigger.

I ended up sitting next to Mikey, who went into his “walking, talking commercial for Calhoun’s” mode.  It was my 6th appearance at Calhoun’s in 9 days, and Mikey took it as a sign that I’m finally realizing that Calhoun’s is as significant a place as the Eiffel Tower, Jesus’ tomb, and the Washington Monument.  He tried to engage me in a conversation about whether Calhoun’s or Bardog is a better neighborhood bar.  Needless to say he had plenty of arguments in Calhoun’s favor.  I just rolled my eyes.  I really have nothing bad to say about either place – both have done everything just about perfectly.  It was a pointless conversation.

Then he expressed his astonishment that a few days ago, when people decided to do a jambalaya cookoff and Mardi Gras party at Calhoun’s tonight, I didn’t immediately shelve my existing agenda for the evening and go all-in.  Again I rolled my eyes.  I have no doubt that their Mardi Gras party will fantastic and fun and festive and the food will be delicious and it will be a wonderful celebration of Downtown Memphis.  It’s just that tonight, I choose to do something else.  Deal with it.  I like Calhoun’s a lot but it turns me off when people get overly gung-ho about the place.  Last November, I had another Calhoun’s regular pestering me to go to their Thanksgiving potluck after I’d already told her five times I wasn’t going to be there.  That kind of thing does not increase the frequency of my visits.

Side note here:  A shout-out to the organizer of tonight’s party, and of many previous parties, at Calhoun’s.  She’s made sure I’ve been aware of them, and she’s asked me to blog about them, but she’s never badgered or pestered me to show up.  She’ll simply say “hope you can make it” and leave me to make my own decision.  I appreciate and respect that.

I do want to try Calhoun’s BBQ nachos sometime soon though, which I’ve heard are very good.  If my calendar stays clear for Thursday evening, I may get up there about 6 and give their nachos a try and then get a crack box and put my poker skills to the test at 7.

So anyway, I stayed at Calhoun’s bar until 1:30 in the morning, then walked north… comtemplated the idea of Raiford’s, but decided to save that for another night when I have more energy.  Had a go-home beer at Bardog, and landed in bed about 2:30.

The Tigers play UTEP at 3 PM on ESPN.  Undecided whether I’ll go anywhere to watch the game.  I kinda don’t want to get the day started that early, since I plan on staying out at Voodoo Room until at least 1.  In any case, looking forward to a fun-filled Saturday.