Watching the weather… and launching sites

Sitting here watching the weather.  I’m supposed to drive to Little Rock today, but it’s below freezing with ice and snow between here and there.  I’m going to wait until about 2 and see if it gets significantly above freezing all the way there.

In the meantime… time to launch my latest website.

College Logo Golf Bags is the place to find not only golf bags, but golf balls, golf towels, and other golf accessories with your favorite college logo.  You’ve seen me launch enough of these things to know how they work, secure checkout and shipping by Amazon, I never see your name or credit card number, blah blah blah.  There is a Memphis Tigers golf bag in the store, as well as Memphis golf balls, divot tools, and towels.

I’ve been asked what is open Christmas Eve/Day.  I haven’t compiled much of a list, since I’m heading out of town.  I know that you can usually count on Westy’s and Wang’s to always be open, and restaurants inside hotels pretty much have to be (although for the more popular you’ll need reservations).  Bardog Tavern will have its tree trimming party tomorrow, so it will be open for Christmas Eve, and will open at 5 Christmas Day.  Flying Saucer will be close at 4 PM Christmas Eve and reopen at 5 Christmas Day.  I’d guess most of the restaurant row along Union and Second will be closed on Christmas Day.  Not sure about Calhoun’s and Earnestine & Hazel’s.  If you know of a place Downtown that will be open, shoot me an e-mail (paul@paulryburn.com) and let me know and I’ll post it.

Temp still hovering around 33 here and 30 in Little Rock.  I’m going to wait until about 2 and then make a decision.  If conditions don’t improve by then, I’ll postpone my trip until morning and join the team at the Flying Saucer for trivia.  Back in town Friday night either way.

That’s right, that’s right… it’s time to launch another new site. Also: the restaurant coupon code I forgot to include in this morning’s post

This morning I told you about two web stores my friend Buck Daddy had recently launched.  Well, now it’s time to launch another of my own:

College Logo Billiards is the latest in my series of “college logo” niche stores, organizing billiards and pool items sold through Amazon.com into an easy-to-find-things shopping experience.  There you’ll find items like logo pool balls, pool cues, pool felt, and pool lighting for about 70 top schools.  I’m sad to report that I couldn’t find Memphis Tigers merchandise for this store, although other area schools are represented.  As always, Amazon handles the secure checkout and shipping.  I never see your name or credit card number, just a report that I’ve received commission on items ordered.

I’ve been informed that I left something out of this morning’s post… I told you that there’s an 80% off coupon code for Restaurant.com good through Christmas, but I forgot to tell you what it was! Typical Monday morning for me, sorry. The coupon code is HOLIDAY.

Going to see if I can crank out another website this afternoon before I hit Pint Nite at 5… I’ve pretty much got them on a production line now.

Mon update: New restaurant promo code, tacky sweater and Obama stores, brunch at Automatic Slim’s, more

There’s a new Restaurant.com coupon code good for 80% off restaurant gift certificates.  (Edit:  I forgot to post the code!  It’s HOLIDAY.) Heck if I know why they didn’t just continue last week’s coupon code, since it was also 80% off… maybe they wanted to separate the two weeks for reporting purposes.  Anyway, if you haven’t bought them yet, you still can at 80% off through Christmas Day.

I’ve been giving my friend and fellow blogger Buck Daddy some tutoring on how to build online stores, and he’s recently finished and launched his first two.  I wanted to give them a plug on my blog because he’s done a good job.  They are

  • Tacky Christmas Sweater Store. I must have heard of four or five tacky sweater parties this holiday season – it’s definitely a popular Christmas fad right now.  Buck identified this fad and built a store around it.  Great job, and I’m mad at myself for not thinking of that one.
  • Everything Barack Obama Store. We’re in the middle of Obama-mania.  People have high hopes for our new President – he’s young, he’s extremely intelligent and well-spoken, and he’s the first African-American President.  It makes sense that Obama merchandise would be flying off the shelves right now.  Another timely store idea.

The brunch crew visited Automatic Slim’s for the first time yesterday, to try Chef Michael Patrick’s new brunch menu.  There was a lot of excitement about this one – we had 14 people, filling the entire bar and a 5-top table.  I believe that’s the most people we’ve had at a brunch since the Sleep Out Louie’s days.  Great food.  I had the Automatic Omelet with jerk tenderloin, mushrooms, and cheese – delicious.  Others in the group tried the Creole Eggs Benedict (with fried green tomatoes instead of muffins), the Crawfish Eggs Benedict, and the Eggs Sardou, and were quite pleased with them.  Air Traffic Mike:  “That’s the first time I’ve had Eggs Sardou prepared correctly outside of New Orleans.”  The Nuh-Uh Girl ran around and sampled everyone’s food.  “I think you should get a crepe for dessert,” she told me, “so I can try it.”  Great food.  I’m sure I’ll be back there soon.

A reminder to everyone Downtown:  PLEASE DO NOT TAKE SHORTCUTS DOWN ALLEYS.  A bartender walked a patron to her car this weekend, and he cut through an alley on the way back and was pistol-whipped and robbed.  It is not worth the extra 30-60 seconds you’ll save by taking the alley.  As long as you stay where it is well-lit and well-traveled, Downtown is perfectly safe.  I’ve been down here 7 years without incident.  There are too many alleys for the police and Downtown Safety Patrol to be able to patrol all of them.  Also, if you have a video camera that looks down an alley, please register it with MPD.  It may help them solve robberies as well as car break-ins.

This is my only full day in town this week.  Tomorrow I leave town for Little Rock and will be gone until Friday.  Back Friday night to catch The Dempseys at the Saucer.

Time to build some websites and return some e-mails.  I’ll be at Pint Nite tonight about 5.  Someone just stuck some money in my Buy-Paul-a-Beer.net account and instructed me to share the holiday cheer with a couple of friends who frequent the Saucer, so I’ll be looking for them tonight.

Sun update: Weekend recap, restaurant coupon code correction

A rare day without a post yesterday… that’s partly due to a big Friday night.  I had a party to go to at a condo in South Main.  We did an anonymous gift exchange were the point was to give a crap gift under $5.  I got one of those toilet bowl cleaner cakes as my gift, which I wore around my neck the rest of the evening.  About 1 I wandered back north, and at the Saucer I ran into the organizers of the New Year’s Eve party I’m attending.  We closed down the Saucer, then went to Calhoun’s and closed it down as well, then we went to the Green Beetle and watched people straggle in from Raiford’s.  About 4:30 I threw in the towel.  Latest I’ve stayed out in a while.

As a result I didn’t get up until noon yesterday, and just wasn’t in a state of mind to post.  I spent most of the afternoon feeding my Wikipedia addiction, reading about the American Mafia of the past 100 years.  Wow the major families have entries on Wikipedia listing their current leadership and all their caporegimes (captains).  That can’t be good for their business, considering that “no one really knows who we are” is one of their guiding principles.  With the rise of the Internet, it’s a lot harder to fly under the radar, no matter what you’re doing.

Interesting fact I learned:  If a Mafia member introduces you to another Mafia member, he’ll say “he’s a friend of mine,” unless you are a member as well, in which case the introduction will be “he’s a friend of ours.”  “Ours” indicates that business may be openly discussed around you.

I also learned that two names commonly associated with the mob, Meyer Lansky and Ben “Bugsy” Siegel, were apparently not members, but only associates.  You can only be a member if you are Italian, and Lansky and Siegel weren’t.

Late in the afternoon I wandered up to the Saucer, and was rewarded with an unusually good Fire Sale, Tennent’s.  Then I went to dinner with my friends Lee and Lauren at Pearl’s Oyster House.  With the holiday party season wrapped up, it was wonderful to just relax and spend some quality time with good friends.  After that I went back to the Saucer, but hadn’t recovered from Friday night and decided to call it quits after only two beers.

Today it will be time for something different.  After having a look at Automatic Slim’s brunch menu, I e-mailed the Sunday brunch crew and suggested a venue change to Slim’s today.  Response was so enthusiastic that even people who don’t normally show up for brunch have said they’re in.  I’m trying to decide whether to go with the Bananas Foster French toast or the Automatic Omelet with jerk tenderloin.

Correction to something I posted earlier… Restaurant.com has a coupon code SANTA that you can enter at checkout for 80% off restaurant gift certificates and the Dining of the Month Club. I’d previously reported that the coupon code is good through Monday the 22nd. I’ve since learned that the code cuts off at midnight tonight. So, if you want to pick some up, better do it today. It’s likely they’re release another coupon code this week, but I doubt it will be as big a discount as 80%.

That’s all for now… I’ll be at Slim’s about 11.

Announcing my latest website: College Logo Rugs. Also Silly Goose and Raiford’s info

My College Logo Watches, College Logo Jewlery, and College Logo Cornhole web storefronts have all been wildly successful in the short time they’ve been up, so I decided to create another one:

College Logo Rugs sells rugs of all shapes and sizes with your favorite college’s logo on them.  In addition to rugs and carpets, you can also find door mats, car mats, and bath rugs there.

(Tennessee Vols fans:  Note which item I chose to display for you on the home page.  That wasn’t an accident.)

As with most of my stores, secure checkout and shipping is handled by the world’s most successful Internet retailer, Amazon.com. I receive a commission on each item sold, based on the total number of items all of my stores sell for a given month.  This month it looks like I’ll receive 7.5% commission per item.  I never see your name or credit card number, just a confirmation letting me know what items were purchased.

In other news… I received an e-mail saying that it’s not a done deal that the Silly Goose will be open on New Year’s Eve… it’s going to be a race to the finish to get their liquor license by then.  If they have it in hand, they’ll open.  If not, it won’t be long after.

I also got an e-mail from Hollywood Disco, or as everyone still calls it, Raiford’s, saying that they will be open on New Year’s Eve.  There will be a $15 cover and doors will open at 9 PM.  They expect the place to fill quickly, so they’re encouraging everyone to prepay on their website.  I’ve already lined up New Year’s plans (Majestic Grille for dinner, then a fun private party in South Main), but if I hadn’t Raiford’s would be at the top of my list.

Speaking of parties in South Main, got one of those tonight… sort of a holiday party combining my circle of friends and the Calhoun’s regulars (quite a bit of overlap there already).  That doesn’t start until 7:30.  Hmmm that gives me a few hours to kill… with almost 70 degree weather in December, I may have to grab me a window seat at the Saucer for happy hour.  I’m tempted to apply the “rule of 60” (if it’s over 60, I put on shorts), but with the low tonight revised to 42, maybe I better not.

Big Foot Lodge changes its name to Kooky Canuck

Last night at Big Foot Lodge’s Christmas party, it was announced that the restaurant’s name is changing to Kooky Canuck.  They already have their new website up, and the 7 1/2 pound Sasquatch burger has been renamed the “Kookamunga.”  They’ll still be able to maintain the “lodge” theme of the restaurant.  The changes are being made to settle a lawsuit with two California restaurants that go by the name Big Foot Lodge.

I had a fun night last night… I judged the ugly sweater contest at the Majestic Grille while watching National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and eating ham and drinking PBR.  Then I headed over to Big Foot/Kooky Canuck for their Christmas party, which was a jam-packed fun time as always.

I have a party at a friend’s house on South Main tonight, and that’ll be the last party for me this Christmas season.  Tuesday I’m headed to Little Rock for Christmas, and will return Friday in time to catch the Dempseys at the Saucer.  I’ll still be blogging throughout the remainder of this week, and next, though, so check back often.

Automatic Slim’s weekend brunch

Last night I stopped by Automatic Slim’s on my way home, and they gave me a copy of their new weekend brunch menu they’re doing 10 AM to 4 PM on Saturdays and Sundays.  Nice menu, and the prices are quite reasonable.

The first thing Downtowners will want to know about is booze:  They have Bloody Marys and mimosas for $2.50 during weekend brunch hours.

Here’s a look at their brunch items:

  • Bananas Foster French Toast, $10
  • Chocolate Chip Pancakes, $10
  • Eggs Sardou, $12
  • Crawfish Eggs Benedict, $10
  • Automatic Omelet w/ jerk tenderloin, peppers, mushrooms and cheese $11
  • Omelet any way $10
  • Monte Cristo Sandwich $8
  • Salmon Lyonnaise Potatoes $12
  • Slim’s Grilled Chicken $8
  • Mess O’Greens $6
  • Grilled Cheese $7
  • Open Faced Roast Beef $9

They also have sides: two eggs, lyonnaise potatoes, two biscuits, fresh fruits, grits, and applewood bacon $2-3 each.  They have the soup of the day as well, $3 cup and $5 bowl.

For dessert they have creme brulee $6, and crepes $6.

Prices as reflected on the menu they handed me 12/17/08.  Subject to change, I’m sure.

Attn Sunday brunch crew:  This looks really good.  Any interest in giving Slim’s a try on an upcoming Sunday?

“Where’s a good place to watch the Tigers/Grizzlies game on TV in Downtown Memphis?”

It’s basketball season, and I’m starting to get e-mails asking me, “I want to come Downtown and watch the Tigers/Grizzlies on TV.  Where’s a good place?”  Different people have different preferences, so I’ll lay out some options and let you make your own call.

Calhoun’s, on G.E. Patterson just east of Main: 5 TVs

PROS: Downtown’s only true sports bar, and probably the friendliest neighborhood locals’ bar Downtown.  $1.50 PBR draft all day every day.  10 beers on tap.  Service is outstanding – in fact, bartender Michele won BOTH the “Best Bartender” and “Best Waitress” awards in the Memphis Flyer’s “Best Of” poll this year.  Every seat has a good view of a TV.

CONS: The place is tiny – it feels full with 25 people in there, and positively packed with 40.  When it’s busy you’ll find yourself getting bumped as you make your way to the restroom.  I’d rank them dead last for food among the choices here, even below Jillian’s and Hooters.  Beer only; not a full bar.

Summary: This is a good choice if you want to drink beer and meet some friendly people who are into sports.  Because of the bar’s size, you better get there an hour before the start of the game if you want a seat.

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Hooters, Third at Peabody Place:  Many TVs

PROS: As stated above, there are many TVs, with many viewing angles.  Dollar domestic drafts.

CONS: Quite frankly, this place just sucks.  Mediocre food.  Boring corporate chain restaurant.  Downtowners rarely go there.

Summary: If drinking cheap beer while you watch the game is paramount, this may be the place for you.  Otherwise, look elsewhere.

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Red Rooster, Second at George W. Lee Ave just south of Beale:  Ad says 10 TVs but I counted 11 last time I was in there

PROS: Extremely friendly staff that will go out of their way to make you happy while you’re watching the games.  I believe they have $1.50 draft specials during all Tiger games.  Interesting menu – the Sexy Fat Boy Nachos are piled high with meats, cheeses and veggies, enough to feed 2-3 people.  The Maxalicious Pizzas are also quite good.  Large venue with a capacity in the hundreds.

CONS: For some reason this place hasn’t yet caught on with locals for game-watching.  Sometimes I’ll go in there to watch games and there will be less than a dozen people.  Hopefully word of mouth will turn that around this season.

Summary: Large venue with lots of TVs, beer specials during games, and interesting bar food in huge portions.  Completely different feel than late night when it’s a popular nightclub.

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Big Foot Lodge, on Second south of Union: 5 TVs

PROS: $3.99 34 oz. Super Cold Coors Light drafts; $4.99 34 oz. Molson drafts; $9.99 34 oz. mixed drinks.  Food menu is much more diverse than the typical bar.  Several Canadian-themed menu items.  Burgers include a “Sasquatch” burger with 4 pounds of meat, and a “Yeti” ice cream sundae with 18 scoops.

CONS: TV visibility is pretty much limited to the 7 bar seats in front of the TVs, and another 7-8 people who stand behind the bar seating to watch.  TVs are non-HDTV CRTs.

Summary: Better get there early if you want a seat.  Great beer and drink prices.  Fun menu.  Locals love this place in general, but it’s usually not at the top of the list for basketball viewing because of the TV situation.

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Flying Saucer, Second at Peabody Place:  5 TVs, 7 when they pull down the projector screens

PROS: Far and away the best beer selection Downtown.  About 75 beers on draft and another 120 in bottles.  Also the hottest waitstaff Downtown – Hooters isn’t even close.  Service at the bar is friendly and quick.  Large bar with pool tables and darts.  One premium draft beer is always on Fire Sale for $2.75; changes daily.  Probably the most popular of any bar on this list among U of M students.

CONS: Management has to be begged and cajoled to turn the sound on for games; sometimes managers aren’t even aware there’s a game on.  Service on the floor can be hit-or-miss due to the fact that they’ve had so many new hires (it’s gotten much better within the past 2 weeks though).  Sometimes little things slip through the cracks (e.g. running out of paper towels in the bathroom).  They don’t carry PBR.

Summary: A big, popular bar where lots of people go to watch the game.  Good place if you want to try new beers to drink.  Typical pub grub for a beer bar – brats, sausage and cheese plates, pizza, appetizers.  You may find yourself getting distracted from the game when the waitresses bend over to deliver beers to customers.

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Bardog Tavern, on Monroe between Main and Front:  1 TV with a second one downstairs

PROS: Like Calhoun’s, a friendly neighborhood bar full of locals.  Unusually good food for a neighborhood bar – the saloon sliders and spaghetti and meatballs are among my top recommendations.  10 beers on tap.  $2.50 PBR.  Bartenders and servers are among the friendliest and best in all of Downtown.  Downstairs non-smoking dining area with its own TV.

CONS: They’ll be the first to tell you, “we aren’t a sports bar,” and don’t put the sound on during games, preferring that their customers practice the old-fashioned art of conversation.

Summary: If watching the Tiger game isn’t your sole objective, and you’re more interested in talking with friends you came in with and meeting new ones while the game is on in the background, this would be a good call.  Tiger fans who are extremely into the game might prefer to watch it elsewhere, then come here afterward for a great meal and some drinks.

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Jillian’s, Second at Peabody Place:  Many TVs

PROS: Large area with tons of TVs (I’m guessing 15-20).  There are pool tables and there is bowling downstairs.  Jillian’s is starting to take steps to position itself as more of a neighborhood hangout than it’s been in the past:  Specifically, they’re getting rid of horrible nightclub Club Atlas and turning it into a Tiger Den where locals can watch games.

CONS: Not all seats have good views of TVs.  Uninspired menu consisting of cheese sticks, wings, and the usual bar crap.  Beer prices are on the high side.  They’re working on improving service but it’s still got a way to go before it’s up to the level of the Flying Saucer across the street.

Summary: If you like the Fox and Hound in Cordova, you’ll probably like Jillian’s.

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Majestic Grille, on the Main Street Mall just north of Peabody Place: 2 TVs

PROS: Overall the best menu of all the places listed in this post.  Steaks (especially the filet), whole roasted chicken, grilled cheese sandwich (with BACON!!!), flatbreads are among my recommendations.  Bar is long and seats maybe 25.  Locally owned by Downtowners who treat their customers well.  A little more elegant than the other places on this list.  Bartenders will often turn the sound on for Tiger games on the flat-panel TVs, loud enough for people at the bar to hear while not disturbing those in the dining room.

CONS: TVs are only visible from the bar.  Not a place to go if you like to get wild and rowdy cheering the Tigers/Grizzlies on.

Summary: If you want to have a great meal while seated at the bar watching the game, this would be an excellent choice.

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Overall summary:

Friendliest locals: Calhoun’s

Best service: Calhoun’s, Bardog Tavern, Red Rooster

Best beer selection: Flying Saucer

Best beer prices: Hooters, Calhoun’s, Red Rooster, Big Foot Lodge

Best food: Majestic Grille, Bardog Tavern, Red Rooster, Big Foot Lodge

Most attractive waitstaff: Flying Saucer

Rowdiest, most rabid Tiger fans: Flying Saucer, Calhoun’s

College crowd: Flying Saucer

Downtowners rarely go there: Hooters, Jillian’s; although, I give Jillian’s credit for the work they’re doing to get us to change our minds

Best TV viewing angles from everywhere in the bar: Calhoun’s, Red Rooster, Hooters

Allow smoking (but not patrons under 21): Flying Saucer, Red Rooster, Bardog Tavern (upstairs), Calhoun’s

Large and spacious: Flying Saucer, Red Rooster, Jillian’s, Hooters

Small and cozy: Calhoun’s, Bardog Tavern

Best undiscovered gem Downtown for watching games: Red Rooster

My personal picks: 3-way tie between Red Rooster, Calhoun’s, Flying Saucer

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Hope that helps.  Of course, these are my own personal opinions; your mileage may vary.  It’s not a complete list of places to watch games either – there’s also the Blue Monkey, Huey’s, the Tap Room, and many more.  This should be a good enough list to get you started though.