Paul Ryburn's Journal

Eight million a year for Mike Conley. Are you f-ing kidding me. Agreed, he’s gotten better, but with that expense plus the 5 mil we’re paying Thabeet, how are we going to be able to keep the two players who are the heart and soul of the Grizzlies, Zach Randolph and Marc Gasol, when their contracts come up next year? And Mayo too. If we have to deal Randolph for a cheaper power forward, okay, I can live with that, but giving up Gasol would be a major mistake.

As one Twitterer commented, who cares about the Heat’s LeBron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, when we have our own Big Three of Gay, Conley and Thabeet? Eeeeeeeeeee! I are drinking the Griz-Aid!

Well, at least the team’s good this year. You better go see Randolph, Gasol and Mayo while they’re still here, and there’s a great night to do it coming up – Downtown Night with the Grizzlies November 10. For $50 you get a $99 club level ticket to see the Grizzlies play the Dallas Mavericks. You’ll also be invited to a pre-game mixer in the Forum’s exclusive Opus Restaurant from 6 to 7:30, with food and beverages, music, the Grizz Girls, and the chance to talk to a member of Basketball Operations. To get this deal contact Carl Rosen at 901-205-1445 or e-mail crosen@grizzlies.com. This is a really good deal and I plan on being there next Wednesday. Hope to see a lot of my neighbors.

Some of my friends who are in a scooter club had their monthly meeting last night at TJ Mulligan’s Pinch, and they told me that there are some very good deals there for Monday Night Football. They have $1 PBR during the game, and they discount burgers with fries for $3.95. “The burger was so big I couldn’t finish it,” said one person who attended the scooter meeting. Dollar PBR? May have to check that out on a future Monday. They also have a weekly poker game Monday night, with big tables. Anyone know how many chips you start with, and the blind structure?

ArtsMemphis is having a private tour of the STAX Museum Wednesday, November 10 at 6:30 PM. Free for members of their Bravo program, $10 for everyone else. There will be a reception with beer, wine and appetizers prior to the event. If you’ve never toured the museum, this would be a good chance to do it. It’s one of the best museums in the city and is loaded with music memorabilia.

Check out this WMC-TV article about the November 19 Snuggie Pub Crawl. By the way, I saw some Memphis Tigers Snuggies for sale at the Downtown Walgreens if you want to support your team while pub crawling.

Hell’s Kitchen, the cooking reality show starring Chef Gordon Ramsay, will hold a casting call for its next season at the Hard Rock on Beale from 10 AM to 6 PM Wednesday, November 17. Chefs 21 and over who are outspoken and competitive are invited to attend. This will strictly be a meet-and-greet with no cooking involved. The chefs that most impress the producers will be called back for an on-camera interview.

I’ve been watching Season 2 of Jersey Shore on my laptop – MTV has the shows online. I think I’m actually starting to like the characters on the show, the guys anyway. One of my favorite lines:

“When you’re out at a club, it’s important to always have options. Yo, me and The Situation, we got this one set of girls we’re working on in the front room of the club, and another set in the back room. The ones in the back room are hotter, but if the ones in the front room come home with us, they’re definitely DTF.”

“DTF.” That has got to be the best acronym ever.

I filled out the paperwork for my fourth plate party at the Flying Saucer last night. My plate will turn dark blue, and I came up with a new saying to replace “No Bums” and before that, “I Love Romanian Girls.” With plate 4 the tab increases to $125, although I noticed a new rule on the form I filled out – $25 of the tab must be food. WTF? Well, I guess that will make the Nuh-Uh Girl happy.

Trivia tonight, 7 PM at the usual place.

I heard that my Bruce Pearl costume received some very positive air time on the Dan Wolken Show on the radio this morning! Thanks Dan! I had a lot of fun with that costume this weekend. It’s one where I can really get into character.

Halloween’s over and now it’s November. Let’s see what we’ve got today…

Tomorrow is Election Day. Do you know where your polling location is? If not, check out this Lifehacker post. Just put in your home address and it’ll tell you, and it will even link to the list of candidates on the ballot. Pretty cool. It totally takes away the “I don’t know where to go” excuse for not voting.

Found a new Twitter account to follow this morning – @memcrime. It tweets locations of crimes committed around the city. For example, there was a forcible fondling in the 3400 block of Rhodes this morning. Wasn’t me, I promise; I was at work. A note if you follow this account: It tweets a lot. Not surprising, since this is Memphis we’re talking about.

A reminder that tonight is the Majestic Grille’s Jam Jar Jazz Dinner benefitting the Memphis Farmers Market. It’s a vintage family-styled dinner sourced from local farms. Dine while you listen to the big band sound of Jazz Collective. You can check out their Facebook event listing to see the menu. 6-9 PM tonight, advance reservations required – call 522-8555 to make them. $65 speakeasy price (includes booze), $45 temperance price (no booze).

Felicia Suzanne’s will have live music on the patio from 7 to 9 PM Wednesday night, November 3. Hal and Jason from the Plaintiffs will play an acoustic set. Lolonis Chardonnay, Lolonis Cabernet Sauvignon, Estancia Pinot Grigio, and Estancia Pinot Noir for $5 a glass during the show.

Thanks to Kooky Canuck and Bardog Tavern for two fun Halloween parties last night! Weird to drive by Bardog and not see the hearse parked outside anymore.

I’ll be at Pint Nite tonight to drink beers 1, 2, and 3 toward my fifth plate.

The Tennessee Vols men’s basketball coach Bruce Pearl was at the Flying Saucer Halloween party last night. He was there inviting people to a barbecue he’s having at his house next week, but he asks that everyone not mention it if the NCAA comes a-knockin’. He invited a few of the Saucer girls to the barbecue as well and invited them to join “Uncle Bruce” in the hot tub once he gets done talking to the recru- er, once he gets done talking to a few friends who play high school basketball about their plans for next year. Here’s a pic:

Word on the street is that he’ll be doing some more recruiting tonight at Kooky Canuck and Bardog Tavern.

I have a comment about costume contests this year: There is no way any Lady Gaga or Jersey Shore costume should ever win a “most original costume” contest. If they win overall for best costume, that’s fine, as I saw some very well-done Gagas and DJ Pauly Ds last night. But most original? Never.

I enjoyed the costumes last night at the Saucer and the Silly Goose. Wow, I never realized Ronald McDonald was such a big drunk.

Not sure what I’m going to do today. I don’t plan on drinking any beer until 6 PM. Thinking maybe lunch at Cockadoos in a little while.

See if you can figure out who this is. Those are FREE tickets sticking out of the shirt pocket.

Free food? Wonder if Shawn will show up.

After going to the Memphis Farmers Market and Mayor Wharton’s GreenUp festival, I started the trek back north. I wanted to eat at Gus’s, but as usual, it was too crowded. Then I remembered Frank’s Grocery and Deli was nearby at Main and Vance, and my South Main friends have told me over and over how good their sandwiches are. So I walked over there and ordered this:

This is the I.B.M., the Italian Business Man’s sandwich. Genoa salami, ham, and pepperoni and peppers on a toasted roll. However, this is not your typical lunchmeat sandwich from Subway. The ham was hand-sliced, big chunks. The sandwich was served hot, with melted mozzarella goodness in every bite. It was more than I could finish in one meal, and I complemented it with a side of deviled eggs.

Frank’s definitely lived up to its hype. Possibly the best Italian sandwich I’ve ever had.

The Flying Saucer is bringing back its $2 mystery beer tub for its Halloween party tonight. How it works is simple: You pay $2, you stick your hand in a tub filled with bottles and cans of beer, you pull one out, and whatever you get, you drink. You might get a super-premium beer that normally sells for $10; you might get crap like Schlitz or Lowenbrau. You never know.

My advice, having done the mystery beer for several years: Avoid the cans. I’ve never seen anything more premium than Tecate come out of the mystery beer tub in a can. On the other hand, Schlitz comes in cans. Old Milwaukee comes in cans. PBR comes in cans and I wouldn’t mind pulling one of those, but I worry they’ll cart in some PBR Light from the Fish down the street. Your expected value is much higher when you stick to the bottles.

I’ve had very good luck with the beer tub. One year I made 5 trips to the tub and pulled out almost $40 worth of beer. Then again, there have been a few times when I’ve come away with swill. At least I’ve never pulled out the ultimate bad beer, Turbo Dog.

Flying Saucer and Silly Goose are my main planned stops tonight.  FYI, the Goose will be charging a cover… probably not much I would think. They handed me a get-in-free pass when I was in there Thursday night. Saucer is free for UFO members, $3 otherwise, same as any Saturday.

In order to prepare for Halloween, I am not going out to the bars until 8 PM. I want this to be a late night and I’m going to prepare for it. My only trips out today will be for lunch and to Shelton Clothiers to pick up a couple of shirts for next week. I’ll spend today cleaning the apartment and playing poker online. There’s a $4 + $0.40 No-Limit Hold’em tournament on PokerStars at 9:40 that looks like it’s calling my name. 8-max tables, so I can play a little looser than full 9- or 10-seat tables. Slow blinds (10/20, 15/30, 20/40, 30/60, 40/80, 50/100, 60/120, etc.) I’m a big fan of slow-blind tournaments when I have time to play them. So much more room to play real poker than at tournaments where the blinds double every round.

To those who I ran into at Trolley Night who asked if I’d blog about upcoming events: Shoot me a reminder to paul@paulryburn.com. Also, please note that my blogging schedule will be very irregular from Thursday-Sunday of next week.

Check back – will probably get bored and post more today.

Memphis Brewfest, who put on the beer tasting at AutoZone Park last April, posted on Facebook last night about an event called “Winter Warmer.” Here’s what they said:

January 11, 2011. Memphis Central Station. Warm yourself up with some full-flavored seasonal beers. Live entertainment by Bob and Susie Salley and Memphis Raqs bellydancers.

They have January 15 posted at another location on their page. I tend to believe the 15th is the correct date, because it is a Saturday.

Facing some tough decisions this Halloween weekend…

Tonight is South Main Trolley Night, with trick-or-treating and other Halloween fun. So I have to decide: Go in costume, or not? I’m thinking not. It took me 45 minutes to put on and apply the costume last night, which would cut into Trolley Night time. Plus, I want to have a beer at the Saucer to celebrate with a newly-employed friend, and I don’t know if I want to be in costume for that. May change my mind though.

Tomorrow I have to decide between the Halloween parties at the Flying Saucer and Silly Goose, and a private party in the South Main area. With the trolley running I could do both, but my costume this year has contest-winning potential, which makes me think I need to be in the Downtown core during prime time (which is about 11 PM to 1 AM). Also, there are more females in their early-mid 20s in the core, and “Bruce Pearl” needs to be blatantly hitting on those young women to be in character.

Sunday is the really hard decision. Kooky Canuck and Bardog Tavern both have their parties that night. I’ve said for years, Kooky parties are can’t-miss – always a super time. On the other hand, I really want to see who wins that hearse at Bardog. Both have costume contests. The good news is, they’re only a 2-3 minute walk from each other. I’ll probably scope out both, and figure out where my chances are better of winning if the contests happen at the same time.

Monday is really going to suck… I was going to take a half day to recover, but our web programmer is taking a seminar offsite so I have to go in. I’ll take it real easy on the alcohol Sunday night for that reason. I’m still going to stay out late though.

Anyway, back to tonight’s Trolley Night… Mark’s Menus is running a “Where’s Waldo” kind of contest tonight… Mark will be somewhere on South Main, and will tweet clues to @marksmenus where he is. Find Mark and he might buy you a beer. More details here. I guess it would be cheating if I participate, since I already know what Mark looks like.

Don’t forget that Mayor Wharton’s GreenUp festival is tomorrow at “The Green at South Front Street,” adjacent to the Memphis Farmers Market at G.E. Patterson. Learn how to make Memphis more attractive and eco-friendly while enjoying live music, festival food, exhibits and prizes. It kicks off at 10 AM and it lasts until 3.

Also don’t forget that tomorrow is the last day of the year for the Memphis Farmers Market. Closing time is extended until 3 PM for this one, so you can sleep in and still have plenty of time to make it down there.

Time to munch a lunch and then get back to work… Saucer then Trolley Night this evening for me.

The South Main Association is planning a Halloween party for Trolley Night this Friday, October 29. As usual, most of the shops and galleries on South Main will be open from 6 to 9, but this month there will be some additional events. Bring your kids for trick or treating – orange paper pumpkins in the store windows will designate safe venues where trick or treaters are welcome. There will also be apple bobbing, a cake walk, face painting, and fortune telling.

Weather permitting, the SMA will once again be grilling burgers and serving complimentary Ghost River beer in the parking lot next to Bluff City Coffee. Free for SMA members, $5 for non-members. Free food? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up.

Is anyone dressing up for Halloween Trolley Night (meaning adults)? I’m looking for an excuse to bring “Bruce Pearl” down there, but I don’t want to be the only adult in costume.

A recruiter friend of mine has some open C#.net positions she’s trying to fill. If you’re looking for a job and know C#, shoot me an e-mail at paul@paulryburn.com and I’ll get you in touch with her.

A group of men in Memphis has renamed November Movember and has committed to growing moustaches for the month of November, to raise awareness of men’s health, and men’s cancer in particular. You can view their video here for more details. They’re looking for a few more Mo Bros to join the team. If you’re female, you can join as a Mo Sista and recruit other bros. You can join the team here.

If for some reason you’re not allowed to grow a moustache, but you still want to contribute, you can do so here.

There will be a big party to celebrate the end of Movember at Max’s Sports Bar (formerly Calhoun’s) on Friday, December 3. Moustachy prizes will be given away, and there will be awards for the best, worst, and cheesiest moustaches.

Union Street Bath House has posted layouts of their future upstairs and downstairs on Facebook. You can view the plans here. Attn Yuri: Facebook is one word. Not “face book.” Hmmm did I see a bar included in those plans? My chances of trying the place just went up. Actually I’ve already promised Yuri I’d try it, after our phone conversation when he said “You try Russian banya, Mr. Paul” about 30 million times. “You promise. You try. You like banya.”

Tonight I put on the Bruce Pearl costume for the first time this Halloween weekend. It’s my apartment building’s party, and I’m excited… I’ve been unable to attend the past couple of years because it’s conflicted with other events. This year it’s wide open, though, and always a good time, with food and beer. Free food? Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up. Tonight will allow me to give the costume a dry run, and determine if any tweaks need to be made before the big parties Saturday and Sunday.

Apologies in advance for acting like a big douche all weekend… but what else would you expect from the Bruchebag?

The Redbirds are looking for interns for 2011. There are 2 openings in marketing, 3 in sales, and 1 each in media relations, operations, and ticket operations. Positions start in January-February and you must be able to work through the completion of the internship in mid-September. If you want a career working with professional sports teams, this would be a good way to get in. More info on the internships can be found here.

This morning I was surfing a site called WeLoveWP.com. I was looking for examples of well-done company websites using the MMA Memphis, which offers Muay Thai, judo, jiu-jitsu, and kickboxing. Figured I’d give them a shout-out on the blog… very well-done site, and proof that WordPress is not just for bloggers anymore.

Short blog post this lunchtime hour… I find myself craving fried shrimp today, and the Chinese buffet across Goodman Road has them. Off I go. Dos Equis Lager is the $3 Fire Sale at the Saucer today, so I’m sure I don’t need to tell you where I’ll be after work.