What’s open today?

Not much is open today. I knew that Jack’s would be open, so I just walked there for my morning Mountain Dew. The only real activity is the homeless walking toward the Convention Center where they get free Thanksgiving dinner at 10.

Other places that are open:

Wang’s will be open today. Because nothing says “Thanksgiving” like Kung Pao Chicken.

I’m assuming Westy’s will be open, because that place almost never closes.

The Saucer will be open at 5.

And that’s ALL I know of.

Plans for today: Thanksgiving dinner at friends’ house in the afternoon. I bought a 12-pack of Miller Chill with limes to bring over there, and I’m looking forward to that as much as the turkey. I’ll leave it as an exercise to you the reader to figure out where I’ll be after 5.

Not in the mood for the usual Thursday night at EP’s and will probably skip it this week. If it’s even open. If I get bored with the Saucer, McGuinness will probably serve as Plan B. If it’s open.

Tomorrow is my favorite blogger/MILF’s birthday… looks like she’ll be Downtown, so I’ll buy her a birthday drink if I see her out. I remember vividly the day my favorite blogger/MILF was born… on that day I got in the car and drove to high school. God. I’m turning into a dirty old man.

Just hit Astrology.com to figure out whether my favorite blogger/MILF is a Scorpio or Sagittarius (she’s a Sag – she missed the best sign of the zodiac by two days), and while I was there I saw a menu option that read, “Find your passion sign.” I’ve never heard of a passion sign before, so I entered my birthday and this came up:

Your passion sign: Aquarius

You are most likely a born rebel, with or without a cause! Are people surprised by your natural instinctive behavior? Mars in Aquarius renders you highly experimental, unorthodox, and independent. You express yourself in any way you see fit, and probably are unaware of how eccentric you actually are. You have a strong desire for independence and freedom. This planetary placing has been said to produce more originality and unconventional flair than any other. You are easily bored with routine and are a bit erratic when it comes to your personal life and how to live it. After all, there are so many options, and aren’t they all worth a try? In relationships, you enjoy experimentation, and lots of spontaneous activity! You offer excitement and variety to your relationships and are happiest when you and your partner are friends as well as lovers.

Normally I don’t put much stock in astrology, but I must admit that pretty much has me nailed.

And that’s all for now. Let’s go eat some turkey!